people who complain about how bored they are at work can kiss my stressed-out ass. which has nothing to do with my stretched-out ass, which is what that looked like upon a second reading ( Read more... )

i just saw gallagher in a commercial for atlanta title loan. despite the fact that he's largely remembered for smashing fruit, the man's stand-up is actually pretty funny, as i recall. and now he's hawking loans. he smashed bad credit with a big hammer with atlanta title loan emblazoned on it. that's kinda sad.

my cat-owning roommate left to go home on sunday, and he told me to watch the cat while he was gone. mondays are typically a blur due to work, and tuesdays are usually the same, so i didnt think much about the fact that i hadnt minded the cat until wed morning, when i noticed that her food and water were untouched. my cat slayer friend told me that ( Read more... )

i just came from the gynocologist, and boy is my cervix tired!

seriously folks, i did indeed pay a visit to the lady doctor today, and on my checkout sheet, my name is listed as heather "brooke" hatfield. like brooke is my outlaw alias or something. like im wanted dead or alive somewhere.

im a below-the-belt bandit!

vagina monologues
this fri, sat and sun at 8 p.m. in the uga chapel
admission is $15, which is kinda steep, but the money goes towards project safe

these people next to me at hot corner are on a first date ( Read more... )

Mandi852: 180 does this running club(kind fo a joke) but they all meet up at Stephs house and like 10 of em go running. me and Steph r creating the walking club bc we cant run around the campus 3times ( Read more... )

"and jonas, if i see you on the street, ill have my third assault case."--some women on "cheaters"

today i saw the word mcrib(as in the sandwich) and for a second i thought it said "m'crib" like "m'lady" or something.

we have magnetic poetry on our fridge. i normally don't find it that amusing, but i came home tonight to this gem: "butter declared insane, tensions mount."

that's gold.