"I don't want ANY more weeks like that last 2. They have sucked the biggest, hariest donkee balls
that I quite frankly have never seen. I"ve never seen donkey balls."- becky snowden

also, any david sedaris story that features the rooster is ok by me.
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today warrants an update. it was insane. i'm talking "tommy can you hear me" insane ( Read more... )

i really wish i knew how to keep rich text mode formatting when inserting a livejournal cut. because i update all the time, you know.
Lets do it

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sorry it took so long, wittytim

here are five things that i do when no one else is around and i want to destress:

1. get as far away from my computer as possible. this thing sucks me in and spits me out three hours later, nude and alone.
2. read something for fun- you know, a cereal box, or a book of poetry.
3. play video games
4. cook
5. take a shower, ( Read more... )

( yeah, my friend definitely used to date this girl )

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today my roommates and i celebrated july 4th by eating red meat in our backyard and firing weapons at beer cans.

we are proud to be americans.

we did all of this with a guy from ireland. if this be a microcosm, perhaps there is hope for diplomacy yet.

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