[RPS] Smoke In Your Disguise (JGL/Tom, NC-17-ish) ~3,300 words

[bronson]

Title: Smoke In Your Disguise
Summary: For the inception_kink prompt: "I woke up in a bed with a dude and a gun, naked. And a cat. I don't remember the cat. Or the dude."

QUOTE: "All I could recall was Gordon. Didn’t realize it was the first part of a double-barreled name, eh? Only upper middle-class Brits used hyphens in their bloody names like the poncey-

Comments

[gilgrado]

no motherfucking cats

I LOVE THIS. All of it. GEEZ. ♥

[bronson]

I HAVE MAJOR HATE FOR CATS, MAN. DAMN. <3

[gilgrado]

OH DUDE me too :(! For health reasons, especially, because I'm hideously allergic to cats it's not funny.

DOGS ALL THE WAY, MAN.

[bronson]

I hate cats cause they make me feel like I'm not worth their time. Bitch don't front, you need me for yer food. T_T

DOGS. \m/

[aeon_entwined]

Ffffft.

I just snorted out loud at that last line.

This was brilliant. ♥

[bronson]

\m/ THANK YE, BABE.

[swivel_chair]

Loved this, absolutely delightful!

[bronson]

THANK YE FOR READING, BABE. <3

[bronson]

THANK YE FER READIN, MAN! \m/

[falques]

YAY FIC

[bronson]

T____T