FFVIII || How Not To Date Blondes: Chapter Three

[first_seventhe]

Title: How Not To Date Blondes
Chapter Three: In Which Much Verbal Sparring Occurs

Authors: first_seventhe and rosencrantz
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters/Pairings included: Quistis, Zell, Seifer, Cast (eventual Quistis/Zell)
Rating: M / R (Profanity, eventual mature situations)

Summary: Quistis is looking for another promotion. Zell is looking for some action with that

Comments

[lassarina]

*lmao* Oh, God.

[heyheyrenay]

I think I have a suggestion. You should just keep questionnaires at the end of your chapters, like a survey. The one for this chapter could go like,

1) How many times did you wheeze while reading this chapter?
2) Which line made you choke on your own spit while trying to laugh and breath at the same time?
3) What size are Quistis' boobs?
4) That was a trick question, you're a pervert for knowing that.
5) Did you, at any point, think, "Oh, shit, I'm going to wet my pants."?
6) Will you, upon leaving this page, make "Sweet mother of Eden" your new catchphrase?

And so on and so forth like that.

BOTTOM LINE: A;SLDJA;JSD

[first_seventhe]

Martin, #1 Trepie, says that according to his calculations Quistis is about a 34C.

He has, however, been hung upside-down over the entrance to Garden wearing only underwear for leaking this important information to the public.

Re: <-- NO LOOK AT MY BOOBIES PLZ

[first_seventhe]

And if he did get close enough, he would never live to tell the tale.

Also stealing that icon.