On the streetcar yesterday

[brokenmellcifer]

he turns to me:

"Ha, sweetie, look: that store is called TOUCHE, like DOUCHE."

"Uh, no, it's Touché. There's an accent aigu on the E. Just like in your last name, dumbass."

"Oh, douché!"

Comments

[belle_noiseuse]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING AWAKE BEFOR 9AM IT IS THE FUCKING WEEKEND

[belle_noiseuse]

it is so early in the morning that I CANNOT EVEN TYPE

[brokenmellcifer]

I am cleaning my apartment for you! <3
ALSO maybe I am spinning alpaca roving because I am almost done and I am eager to finish and ply it so I can dye it!

[whatifoundthere]

How do you expect him to understand the way acute accents work when HIS OWN NAME IS MISSPELLED ON HIS SO-CALLED "DIPLOMA"

[ookpacity]

This post made me spray my beverage out my nose. A+