When I really dislike someone I'll go for their juggler

[brokenblossom]

Some recent occurrences in the life of the Ceri:

• Have been bested by an ironing board cover


• Enjoyed spending quality time with sparrows


• Broken a window


• Found a clay pipe stem in the garden soil


• Spent 20p to see a hedgehog

Comments

[simon_price]

Hahaha, I love that last one! It's the sort of thing I'd do.

[brokenblossom]

Surprised I haven't done it before, really. I've been putting the milk away in the cupboard, and the coffee jar away in the fridge (post coffee-making), for donkeys' years...

[nickink]

Yep, full marks for the coffee trick ! I would say it's a class above my Saturday night 'lasagne' which went into the oven full of all manner of tasty morsels, though unfortunately lacking the, er, lasagne. Damn. But Mrs Ink found it all very amusing, so I suppose I added to the sum total of mirth in the world, which is something, after all.

If time permits, would you kindly elaborate on the exploits of the aforementioned hedgehogs and mice.

[brokenblossom]

You added to the sum total of mirth in my house, at any rate :-) Well done! Perhaps you could claim it as a new culinary creation called unlasagne? Perfect for those wishing to cut down on their carbohydrate intake while still enjoying the taste of Italian cuisine

[en_god_tanke]

fun list :)

[brokenblossom]

Breaking the shed window wasn't much fun. I have no idea how one goes about rectifying this sort of thing.

[en_god_tanke]

oh dear. well, i can understand that. but the list was good anyway. even though it contained a couple of small tragedies.

[vicster76]

I'd like to hear more about this shoplifting...

[daedalus_bloom]

I want to know what was shoplifted too.

[brokenblossom]

See my previous comment.

Anyway, I'm fairly sure that I told the story to Jenna in your presence that night the Powerpuff Girls were turned into puppies.

[daedalus_bloom]

Perhaps you had told the story with me about, but if so I either ignored it or forgot, which would be very rude of me. It's a good shoplifting technique though, acting as if you owned the thing all along...

[steeraway]

Why did you have to pay for hedgehog watching?