nine crowns

[brokemysmolder]

[video]

[Flynn sits at a rickety desk, scribbling furiously. He's surrounded by crumbled pieces of paper.

He holds up his latest creation.]

Eugene Fitzherbert. Got more second chances than any man deserved.

Nooooo, that's depressing. True, but depressing. Then again, being dead is pretty depressing. Depressing enough?

[He ponders for a moment

Comments

[totallyinaband]

I kind of like it actually, man. Sort of simple poetry to it.

[brokemysmolder]

You think?

[Reconsidering]

I just don't want it to be too gloomy, you know? An epigraph's supposed to say something about you, and I'm not really a gloomy guy.

[totallyinaband]

Maybe

Eugene Fitzherbert. Got more second chances than any man deserved. Also he was awesome

[brokemysmolder]

You know, that just might work. Thanks!

voice;

[seesbydoing]

You don't sound dead.

voice;

[brokemysmolder]

Dead men don't write epigraphs. That's why you gotta write them in advance.

voice;

[seesbydoing]

I thought that your relatives were supposed to do that.

[ considers her relatives ] I should do one too.

Re: voice;

[brokemysmolder]

Yeeeeah. That'd be kinda hard since I don't actually have any.

voice;

[hatersbehatin]

Eugene Fitzherbert. Got more second chances than any man deserved for someone with such a stupid name.

There I fixed it for you.

Re: voice;

[brokemysmolder]

Wait, so stealing my stuff wasn't enough? Now you gotta make fun of my name? My MOTHER gave me that name! ...I think. It might have been my father's idea. Or the orphanage. I really don't know.

voice;

[hatersbehatin]

Do you think it's a good name?

voice;

[brokemysmolder]

No. But that's not the point!

[Video]

[tangledintower]

[You're gonna make her cry over here, Eugene...]

...You shouldn't think like that, Eugene...especially not with everything that's going on here...

[She wrote one as well, of course, but she's not going to tell him that.]

Re: [Video]

[brokemysmolder]

Woah, hey, don't cry! I'm not planning on actually dying! I'm just...being thorough.

[Video]

[tangledintower]

[She nods quietly, looking sad still.]

...Everybody's making one today, aren't they....

[She quietly holds the one she wrote up to the camera. Rapunzel
She saw the light]

...I don't like it.

[Video]

[brokemysmolder]

It does seem to be going around.

[Seeing Rapunzel's makes Eugene frown. The idea...it's unthinkable.]

Which means it's a curse. Depressing, but nothing worth worrying about.

[cateyedhunter]

It seems as if the life of a thief finally caught up with you.

[brokemysmolder]

...if that's supposed to make me feel guilty, sorry. We'll have to know each other a little better before your opinion starts to matter.

[cateyedhunter]

Aha, I never expect my opinions to matter much. I was under the impression that you had turned over a new leaf.

[brokemysmolder]

I have! Again.