#04_WHY_ARENT_YOU_USED_TO_THIS_YET

[404_knight]

[If you try to get out of the trailer park, you'll discover a rather large structure blocking the way, designed in what seems to be the manner of a checkpoint one might find in a country more lax on their laws regarding civil liberties. Sheet metal, barbed wire, a gun emplacement and what seems to be fragments of a trailer (Booster's). Additionally

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[seeksonlytruth]

[She is definitely not sure what to make of this.]

I beg your pardon?

[404_knight]

Papers. Identification, Registration, Confirmation, Sublimation, Resignation, Domination, you-me-fornication.

...

Papers.

[seeksonlytruth]

.... [IGNORES ALL THAT. and yes she understood it entirely, thank you.]

I have no such thing. Would my detective badge suffice?

[404_knight]

[Robo-Ky pulls out a small black book that reads "Daily Planner -- January 1982 - January 1983".]

According to Chapter 2, Section 9, Paragraph B, Line 2 of the Checkpoint Handy Dandy Spot Guide...

"Any person or group without proper identification shall be detained until further identity can be confirmed. During said detention, the person or group may be searched or strip-searched at will by the attending officer."

[Robo-Ky then hurls the book over his shoulder.]

...

So let's get you out of those clothes.

[alittlerobotic]

[Robo-Ky receives a blank, emotionless stare.]

...?

[404_knight]

Oh, almost forgot.

[Robo-Ky pulls out a small, fake mustache and puts it on, alongside a monocle, which seems to be held in place by magnets.]

Identification papers.

[alittlerobotic]

[STARES.]

I have none.

[404_knight]

...

Well go get some.

[the_police_girl]

[Blink. OH HAY ITS HER GOOD PAL ROBO-KY.]

E-ey' wha's going on 'ere?

[404_knight]

Checkpoint.

Stopping all individuals.

I'll need to see your identification papers, birth certificate, valid driver's license, invalid driver's license, printer's license, plumbing certification, moped license, detailed listings of your physical measurements and at least one naked photo of you.

Rules are rules.

[the_police_girl]

[Tries to talk halfway through his little speech, once things started getting kind of ridiculous.]

Uhm, b-but. Robo-ky, I don' 'ave enny of--

[Just kinda stares at that last part of the list and brings her hand to her face.]

Okay, n-no.

[404_knight]

If you don't have any naked photos, we can take one here.

[Robo-Ky pulls out what appears to be a digital camera from his chest cavity... which he then snaps and half and apparently turns it into a functioning tripod. He removes his head and screws it onto the tripod, one eye extending.]

[404_knight]

If they're genuine, then where is the fairy dust seal of authenticity.

It'd be here!

[Robo-Ky shines a blacklight over the papers using his eyes.]

[404_knight]

...

Why do you have powder in a pill case?

[roboko_robota]

[Nishiki has no clue what is going on, in other words she is in her usual state of being, But, seems more then happy to produce some kind of identification.]

Nishiki doesn't have any papers, But Nishiki thinks the professor left his mark somewhere on Nishiki's body.

[404_knight]

...

That will be satisfactory, but you'd need to strip and show me.

... also, I'd need to photograph it.

... ... several times.

[roboko_robota]

[Nishiki's face remains smiles from ear to ear, she is either very naive or very stupid. She proceeds to strip off her clothing starting with her shoes and socks.]

Ohhhhh, Nishiki gets it now, the professor made Nishiki do this before.

[404_knight]

[Robo-Ky pulls out a digital camera and starts taking pictures.]

Good. These will be very useful for identification later.