02 - Meet me in the red room, close the door and dim the lights

[bro_thel_fist]

[When Raquel hits the phones, she sounds like she’s making a sales pitch. Which, in essence, she is.]All right, so I’ve noticed something in my short time here. Mayfield is lacking something very, very important to the fabric of society: an underbelly. Now, you’ve got the dive bar, which is an awesome start, but everyone knows that no good

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[no_indoor_voice]

[very uncomfortable HNNNG noise, too taken aback to even set the phone down]

[bro_thel_fist]

...does that mean you're interested in helping out?

[no_indoor_voice]

I- what- no-

[SO DEFENSIVE AND INCOHERENT]

[bro_thel_fist]

Are you sure~?

[Tone: noted but otherwise unacknowledged.]

[alexanderofny]

Why am I the only one to think of how much laundry this will entail?

[bro_thel_fist]

Oh, hey! That's a good point. I'll need people to help with the laundry, too.

Thanks for that!

[alexanderofny]

I'm afraid I won't be able to directly assist your [chuckle] noble efforts, seeing as I already occupy a position of some respect in the community that I'm not certain I want to sacrifice so quickly, but should you need any business advice...

[bro_thel_fist]

I totally understand, don't worry.

I'll happily take a secret business consultant. Mum's the word.

[buildstherobots]

Where are you going to keep it? In your basement?

[Practical questions!]

[bro_thel_fist]

Maybe! I'm still working out the logistics; we're still in our planning stages.

[alexanderofny]

[ooc: there had better be a risky business underwear slide in here if so.]

[bro_thel_fist]

((ooc: hahaha YESSSS))

[likesweiners]

I'll help out however you need. I've got experience in this kinda thing.

[bro_thel_fist]

Awesome!

What kind of position are you thinking of volunteering for?

[likesweiners]

Pretty much anything. I don't mind sex work -- like I said, I've got experience.

[bro_thel_fist]

It's always better to hire people with experience, yeah. Plus, you won't be nearly as bored.

Everyone wins!

[v8_interceptor]

This can end one of two ways...You're not gonna make a single cent or you're gonna get fucked over. Don't think the town'll take well to a business like this.

[bro_thel_fist]

Can't hurt to try, though. And it's something to do that's not bake cookies. So why not try it out?

[v8_interceptor]

Except in can hurt to try.

[bro_thel_fist]

No more or less than it could hurt back where I'm from, I'm sure.