Peeve Poems

[britpoptarts]

Presenting the Pet Peeves concept album!

I'll have to stick to the Greatest Hits version, or else we will be here all day.

Give me a "C," a bouncy "C."

1. Finish What You Started

Oh roommate, you asshole, your dishes are rotten.
The trash bin's in the corner, in case you've forgotten.
Your shoes belong on your feet, not the chair
The bathtub drain is

Comments

[romen_dreamer]

I remember one incident from my childhood, and I'm sure there were more, riding in the car with my mother - she told us kids to cover our ears (because our eardrums were small and delicate) and then cranked up our Vivaldi until it drowned out the rap from the car next to us.

Also, thanks for putting my roommate into perspective.

[britpoptarts]

I don't currently have a roommate, thank goodness, and I did have at least two really good ones over the years. :) It's the other tards that give roomies a bad name.

*applause*

[ourladydisdain]

Dude. Now I want to blast the 1812 Overture at the frat-rats who cruise around Tech campus...Or maybe Fur Elise.

Re: *applause*

[britpoptarts]

DO IT...if it will make you happy. :)

[jalfrdprufrocky]

These are funny. You could be Roger Waters, if you added some lines about madness and dogs.

I heard this on the radio - Wagner's "Ride Of The Valkyries" leads to more car wrecks than any other piece of classical music.

[britpoptarts]

That is hilarious.

Next time I see someone singing in the car, I'll think they are singing "KILL DA WABBIT!!!" over and over.