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Jul 30, 2008 20:00
...We're out of mayonnaise.
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caffinatekillua
July 31 2008, 03:04:58 UTC
Try using butter instead?
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bristled
July 31 2008, 04:03:01 UTC
There's no substitute for mayonnaise.
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caffinatekillua
July 31 2008, 04:07:01 UTC
Well I guess ya better lower your standards if there's no mayonnaise left, hadn't you?
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bristled
July 31 2008, 04:08:01 UTC
I'm not a HEATHEN.
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samuraish
July 31 2008, 04:23:38 UTC
I'll alert the media.
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bristled
July 31 2008, 04:24:45 UTC
You're not helping.
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samuraish
July 31 2008, 04:28:41 UTC
What? I'm sure they'll blow it out of proportion and call it the Great Mayo Crisis or something like that. You'll be interviewed so prepare a speech.
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bristled
July 31 2008, 04:36:09 UTC
Who's they?
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janken_gon
July 31 2008, 05:04:08 UTC
Guess you better head to a port then. Or flag down some passing ships to see if they have some. Then you can come and deer it.
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bristled
July 31 2008, 05:14:29 UTC
I can't flag down ships. Sougo will just end up shooting at them.
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janken_gon
July 31 2008, 05:17:34 UTC
... does he have tourette's or something?
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bristled
July 31 2008, 05:39:19 UTC
No, he's just a sadist.
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black_hat_cat
July 31 2008, 13:20:30 UTC
What a coincidence; we're out of things to put mayonnaise on.
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bristled
July 31 2008, 23:04:29 UTC
That has no relevance to my entry.
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black_hat_cat
July 31 2008, 23:06:17 UTC
It relate to mayonnaise, and it is a complaint. I think it's perfectly relevant. Besides, how did you expect anyone to respond? It's not a terribly detailed entry.
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bristled
July 31 2008, 23:08:56 UTC
I was talking about a LACK of mayonnaise.
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sougoagogo
August 1 2008, 03:13:46 UTC
That's a good thing.
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