It's almost midnight, so I decided to post the completed Mad Libs before Valentine's Day was over. You people have had a few hours to do it, and I've chosen my favorites before reading the story. So without further ado:
Since it's Valentine's Day and I just got a Mammoth Book of Adult Mad Libs, let's play. You give me some words below, and I'll choose my favorite word suggestions and insert them into the given text. No rating restrictions; this is, after all, Adult Mad Libs. Have at it!