Patti on What Not to Wear

[brightredday]

I want to send Patti onto What Not to WearNot only because her crazy fashion sense is out of control, oh no. Sometimes she gets things right and often they are oh so very wrong. But that is not the main reason I want her to go on the show

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[onsunset]

haha I can just picture her as they're throwing away her clothes -
"NOT MY PATCHWORK QUILTED JUMPSUIT! NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"

my favorite outfit is the one she wore with the gayass flower hat. it is the STUPIDEST outfit ever and I'm in love. hysterical.

[onsunset]

Wait, I lied. it wasn't a flower hat, it was a hat with a bow.

[brightredday]

LOLWTFPATTI?

[brightredday]

Oh, Clinton would definitely be in tears. Especially if they went bra shopping.

[simplydivine]

She would eat them alive. And I would love it.

But seriously, Patti, WTF kind of shirt is that?!

[nowgoesquickly]

I'll be honest: I'd wear that shirt. But, like Patti, my fashion sense is but a few perilous steps away from catladydom.

I'm not so sure she would throw the award-winning tantrums we expect. She admittedly has no sense of style. Maybe she'd be a little self-effacing about it and take their good advice? Perhaps? We can hope?

[brightredday]

I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up wearing stuff like that when I'm Patti's age, because my style now is already kind of funky and I worry that I'll lose the ability to see what's hideous and what's edgy.

I think she does have some style; I just think it's gone a little over the edge. I'm sure she'd eventually take their advice, but hopefully we'd get a few entertaining tantrums out of it first. Clinton and Stacy tend to be pretty good about whipping people into shape.

[brightredday]

bwa ha ha, yes!