Fic: 'Man's Best Friend' Benefits Do Not Include a Retirement Plan

[brightly_lit]

Title: 'Man's Best Friend' Benefits Do Not Include a Retirement Plan
Author: brightly_litRating: PG for mild language, innuendo, brief mention of sexual kinks, disgusting dog behavior

Comments

[cuddyclothes]

“But who are you?” Dean barked. “His wife? His girlfriend?”

Seems like Dean and Portia had something in common ;)

This is really funny. I particularly liked Portia grabbing the sandwich, gobbling it down, puking it up, then being stopped before she ate it again. *see icon*

And the author's note was even funnier than the fic! Great job!

[brightly_lit]

Ah, dogs, always good for (disgusting, but hilarious) yuks. (Your dog looks like a cutie.)

And I'm really glad you liked my author's note! I feel like I have a thousand things to say about it (and every other) fic, but then when it comes time to actually write it down, I can't seem to think of anything! Maybe I will try to do another author's note post that we've all been having fun with lately ....

Glad you liked it!

[sylvia_locust]

Ha! That was great.

[brightly_lit]

:-D Glad you enjoyed.

[indiachick]

Dude, I'm coming back and commenting better when I have the time but this is so funny! I'm going to be snickering the whole day, it's your fault if I get kicked out of class.

[brightly_lit]

YAAAAY, I'm so glad you dug it! And I refuse to apologize if you get kicked out of class because I made you giggle; rather, I will feel so very proud for the lolz I was able to produce. :-D

[borgmama1of5]

This is kinda better than the episode...I suspect you could substitute the writers in for where Dean has dialog...

[brightly_lit]

Ah, I'm so happy to hear you say that. Leg-humping, puking ... still better than the episode. :-\ (I was totally thinking of the writers when writing the dialog!)

[septembers_coda]

I... I have no words. Just mute, retarded-seal-clapping, gasping like a landed fish, tears streaming down laughter. THANK YOU for fixing the atrocity that was that episode and turning into... just pure, unadulterated GENIUS.

How is it that THIS was like, the most hilarious parody ever, yet somehow COMPLETEY true to character? And, really, about all you need to know about the episode: a lot of stupid stuff.

Dean nodded amiably. “Sure, if we have time, but we have a lot of stupid stuff we have to get to first.”

“Fair enough. What’s first?”

“We need to find an excuse to cut these people with a silver knife. I LOVE that shit!”

SO. Effing. Funny. :-D GREAT JOB.

[brightly_lit]

Ah, thank you so much, my dear. That was one of my favorite parts, too. I mean, seriously, what's with all the arm-cutting?? You could turn it into a drinking game, because I feel like I see at least one arm-cutting scene in every other episode ....