Go ahead, get trampled by a rhino! Go ahead, get mugged and left for dead! Me, I'm just your mother, what do I know? I only bathed and changed and nursed you! Go ahead and leave me. I deserve it. Let me die alone here. Be my guest. When it's too late you'll see, just wait. Mooooooother knows best!--From Tangled.
Story of my life as the product of a Jewish mother.
I thank my lucky stars that my mother is not actually like that. She is just a little overbearing and manipulating out of love and stuff. She's never been a martyr or a guilt tripper. But she does remind me that my mental and neurological capacity is still at a child-like level, and that I tend to be very impulsive and passive agressive, so I do thank her for reminding me. She just reminds me a lot. A. Lot.
In the Hamptons, they have dogs that take themselves for walks. They literally go to neighbor homes with dogs and ask if their buddies can go out. They seem friendly enough. *narrows eyes* Except for the Chihuahuas. I think they want to kill everyone by running underfoot along sidewalks.
I don't think we'll be passing through Manhattan, and even if we do we may just shoot straight through. :-p
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Go ahead, get mugged and left for dead!
Me, I'm just your mother, what do I know?
I only bathed and changed and nursed you!
Go ahead and leave me. I deserve it.
Let me die alone here. Be my guest.
When it's too late you'll see, just wait.
Mooooooother knows best!--From Tangled.
Story of my life as the product of a Jewish mother.
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I thank my lucky stars that my mother is not actually like that. She is just a little overbearing and manipulating out of love and stuff. She's never been a martyr or a guilt tripper. But she does remind me that my mental and neurological capacity is still at a child-like level, and that I tend to be very impulsive and passive agressive, so I do thank her for reminding me. She just reminds me a lot. A. Lot.
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If you happen to be in or near Manhattan at any time, let me know. Be great to meet you if you're around!
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I don't think we'll be passing through Manhattan, and even if we do we may just shoot straight through. :-p
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