Comments | brightcupenny: it'll take them a month to count the blade marks up your back

brightcupenny

it'll take them a month to count the blade marks up your back

Mar 14, 2006 20:18

Why why why did we think it would be a good idea to watch the Cutting Edge sequel? Whyyyyy?

THE PAIN OH GOD THE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PAIN. IT HURTS US PRECIOUS.

there is no god, skating

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tirianmal March 15 2006, 14:35:16 UTC

I blame Sasha Cohen.

brightcupenny March 16 2006, 22:54:40 UTC

For the win!

vetgirlbeth March 15 2006, 15:11:06 UTC

C my roomie is a fellow ice queen and knew all those little details that Ice skaters would know. We made merciless fun of it while multitasking stuff on our laptops, and it turned into a useable amusing experience. It would be impossible to watch straight and enjoy though. Sorry you had to experience that ;)

brightcupenny March 16 2006, 22:56:47 UTC

I did bitch to julietvalcouer the whole time, which helped some. Still didn't completely ease the pain. The inaccuracy and implausibility just *burns,* considering how easy it would be to change a few small things and make it 3000% more accurate.

portnoyslp March 15 2006, 15:33:33 UTC

Sweetie, it was a movie that you love and treasure, and the sequel was a made-for-basic-cable jaunt starring no one you'd ever heard of. There was no good to be had there.

On the bright side, they released a new DVD of the original film last month. Go get that instead. :-)

brightcupenny March 16 2006, 22:58:03 UTC

Well, it did have Christy Carlson Romano, aka the voice of Kim Possible. But uck, it was just so bad.

We should get the new DVD. Ours is starting to skip from repeated watchings.

wendyhouse March 15 2006, 18:45:50 UTC

okay, I know you're gonna have a conniption fit, but I've never seen the original.
I have the new one set up to TiVo sometime this week, because, well, Christy Carlson Romano goodness?

and apparently, I'm going to be sorry to watch it, but hey - I can watch it only half, with massive baby distraction. Will that make it better?

brightcupenny March 16 2006, 22:58:55 UTC

No, it will still be terrible. Make sure to get a good look at her costumes so you can mock them mercilessly!

You should really watch the original though. It's so damn good.

lemurtanis March 15 2006, 19:27:10 UTC

Good Christ, I didn't know they'd made a sequel! That's gotta be the fourth sign of the apocalypse. Invest in duct tape and bottled water now.

brightcupenny March 16 2006, 22:59:22 UTC

If all the lights are off in the Green Building, you may be right.