[food] Doing some 'drates

[bridgetester]

(via shivedheart who got it from paladineastI probably shouldn't admit this to you younger readers, but when my generation was your age, we did some pretty stupid things. I'm talking about taking CRAZY risks. We drank water right from the tap. We used aspirin bottles that you could actually open with your bare hands. We bought appliances that were not festooned with

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[spirilis]

ROFL.

Re: 'drates

[wolfieboy]

While reading this, I was eating my peanut butter sandwich.

(Low-carb bread? You've got to be kidding me.)

Re: 'drates

[bridgetester]

Low-carb bread is actually in stores now. They're also working on low-carb potatoes.

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[bridgetester]

Hmm... that, I'm actually okay with. But then, I don't like jalapenos. I can cope with regular green peppers, but not even red ones.

It does seem to defeat the purpose of jalapenos though. Why not just throw in a pepper that's less hot?

Low-carb potatoes and Atkins ranting

[neminem]

Hehe... I'm reminded strongly of Famine from Good Omens - taking the low-carb bread idea to its logical extreme, he mass-marketed food which gave no Sustenance whatsoever. It was brilliant.

I should also note that I have no problem at all with drinking water from the tap, unless I happen to be in a Mexican slum or something.

[neminem]

Yeah... I found it really hit and miss. Parts were beyond hilarious, but others were pretty eh. Most of the scenes involving the Horsepersons were of the former type.

[bridgetester]

I have a link to them somewhere back.

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