[funny, ethics] Coyote Commandments/Flying Spaghetti Monster

[bridgetester]

Why Coyote doesn't give commandments
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It is good to have a proper mythological education

[montecristo]

I have heard that, a long time ago, Coyote cornered the Flying Spaghetti Monster and ate him, all except for two meatballs, who escaped when an accute attack of acid reflux forced Coyote to vomit them up.

These two meatballs landed in a garden, where one of them tapped the other's ass (and they saw that it was good) and that is from whence the human race came.

More religious discussion

[montecristo]

The Story of the Creation of the World is related in the hauntingly beautiful Hymn 69, from The Book of Unconventional Prayer: "On top of Spaghetti, All covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatballs..."