Voicemail!

[bridge_carson]

Hi! Dude, I'm not here. Uh, obviously, because if I was here, you'd be talking to me and not this silly recording... um. Right. Anyway, if you need me, leave a message here- I'm sure I'll remember to check this thing regularily. Or at least, I'll try t- *muffled crashing noises* RIC! Get down from th *BEEP*

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Saturday Night, 3/3/2007

[needsaparrot]

"Your cell's going straight to voicemail. I hope that means you turned it off so you can concentrate on keeping yourself in one piece, or maybe the reception just sucks in Hell. No wait, you already went to hell. This is like what, Demon Hell? Because you gotta find new and scarier ways to scare the crap out of me every time so it doesn't get stale, right? Just not remotely kidding. I just... Crap. Be careful. Call me when you get back. Call me the second you get back. Let me know you're okay, okay? I l--.

Bye."