Voicemail!

[bridge_carson]

Hi! Dude, I'm not here. Uh, obviously, because if I was here, you'd be talking to me and not this silly recording... um. Right. Anyway, if you need me, leave a message here- I'm sure I'll remember to check this thing regularily. Or at least, I'll try t- *muffled crashing noises* RIC! Get down from th *BEEP*

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Voicemail

[needsaparrot]

"Hey........ {long pause} It's Xander. I'm here on the island. Which.. you may already know if Parker got to you before I did. It's been a while, which... you may also know if a thousand pounds of e-mail spam got to you before I did. ..You might want to read that before you call me back. {Another long pause.} If you want to, the phone's still the same. Even the twinkie part. Whoever made this thing does good work."

Re: Voicemail

[needsaparrot]

[Which is totally repeated below because putting it here seemed like *such* a good idea at the time, but no.]