Voicemail!

[bridge_carson]

Hi! Dude, I'm not here. Uh, obviously, because if I was here, you'd be talking to me and not this silly recording... um. Right. Anyway, if you need me, leave a message here- I'm sure I'll remember to check this thing regularily. Or at least, I'll try t- *muffled crashing noises* RIC! Get down from th *BEEP*

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[blessed_twice]

"Dude. It's Wyatt. Do you have any experience with people turning into spiders? Come up to room 306, I could use some help."