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Today, I shoveled my driveway for 2 hours. I watched numerous idiots get their cars stuck in the snow by thinking that they can drive their cars through a foot of snow/ice, up hill. I went shopping with mark, then we had dinner at wendy's. I also took a cab home from Crystals and tipped the driver eight dollars, and told him to have a merry Xmas ( Read more... )

I can use this site daily!

IN: Gmail and iTunes.

OUT: Hotmail and Winamp.

йeЦ <-what is this?

In Paris, the streets are paved with croissants.

I want to get this put on my lower back, across my underwear line.

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My Halloween costume.


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I miss all my friends, I've seen a few over the last few days and it made me want to see everyone at once, like a big party that should happen real soon, before the end of the year.

Some one buy me this please.

I think someone on my floor is cooking a shit cake, because the hallway smells like baked shit. I also think a 30 year old dude lives down the hall and the pop machine hates my quarters when I want a Dr. Pepper. Hulk smash.