Worried about Rover after being raptured?

[brianblackberry]

Don't worry ol' faithful, Bart Centre has come up with a most divinely inspired solution, he has created the service Eternal Earth-Bound Pets. The service promises that when you are raptured into heaven as part of the faithful remnant, your pets will be well taken care of here on Earth during the Tribulation

Comments

[shadowfox24]

Hey if people will part with trillions and trillions of dollars because someone says their Corolla is murdering polar bears...

[brianblackberry]

Just shows that Tusser and P.T. Barnum are right.

[shockwave77598]

The best part of all is that Centre will never ever have to do a thing. Even if a client dies, that doesn't mean the client was taken up in the rapture - got proof that the rapture happened? And since no relative will want to think that they were left out of the rapture, nobody will push him on it.

Genius.

[mauser]

"What, the Rapture? That was Tuesday last week. Oh my, don't tell me you missed it! Oh, I'm so sorry for you."

Something I'd love to say, but probably hate myself for afterwards.

[banner]

Those that get left behind get to fight in the great war! And if they win they actually get to heaven before those who are taken up in the rapture. Heinlein had some fun with that whole thing in his book Job.

[shockwave77598]

I loved that book. The bit about efficiency equalling silence in engines made me chuckle a lot too - that's just as dogmatic a reasoning as thinking that saying "enshalla" every other sentence will save you from an eternal torment by red guys with pointy sticks.