Oh my brother

[brekketechie]

Me: "You're scratching your balls in front of me, ew!"
Brother: "No, I'm scratching the upper side of my pubes, big difference"

This is what I live with.

Comments

[caulfieldian]

There IS a difference. Usually there's more of a lifting motion when anything ball-related is happening.

[lamaupin]

Have you ever thought of scratching your pubes in his presence? A bit juvenile to say the least, but it might just work.