> John: Inspect inventory.
CLOTHES
NEW FAVORITE GHOST SHIRT
You lost your old FAVORITE GHOST SHIRT during the whole SBURB business. This is certainly more than an acceptable replacement for it, as it is pretty adorable. You are sure your old shirt is all tattered and bloody anyway because your skewered corpse is still sporting it.
WINDSDAY CASUAL
Combined with a plain t-shirt, your god tier outfit makes a p r e t t y snazzy shirt -- casual, stylish and squiggly. So squiggly. Compared to your hood, it is a little more normal and a whole lot elvish, and that's awesome, because elvish is one of your many favorite adjectives.
HEIR OF FASHION
This is a lot closer to your god tier hood in terms of design. It is less elvish and generally cooler.
SPADES SHIRT
You think you owned a similar shirt in your youth. It is incredibly nostalgic. You found this at a random shop, and you couldn't not buy it.
SUPERMAN SHIRT
Superman is the coolest superhero. Out of the four of you, you are superman, Jade is wonderwoman and Dave is The Flash. Rose is Batman, or something.
This is currently damaged thanks to troll teeth. Fuck you, Karkat Vantas. Fuck you.
SHITTY SOUVENIR SHIRT
You do not think it is shitty at all. It is actually pretty funny. You love this shirt because it is so true, haha.
ARIES 4 LYFE SHIRT
You met Ms. Aries a few days ago, and she is so cool. You bought this shirt because ARIES PRIDE MOTHERFUCKERS.
THE WAR T-SHIRT OF ZILLYHOO
This is the most brilliant article of clothing you have ever made. You do not even think it should be allowed to be called "clothing" because that would imply it should be lumped with the other dirty rags you own. People give you "looks" when you don this in public. You assume they are simply jealous of your impeccable fashion sense.
2 COOL FOR SCHOOL SHIRT
This shirt reminds you of your friend Dave. For all the gay stuff he makes you go through, you really miss that guy.
WHITE ROSE SHIRT
Now, this shirt boggles you. You believe you bought it out of nostalgia, for you miss a certain someone.
The question here is: Who?
BUNNY SHIRT
Okay, you are living with your sister so you don't need anything to remind you of her. But her dog shirt is so cool, you want a cute animal shirt too! Bunnies are super adorable.
HEIRFARE
This is your new tuxedo. You look incredibly dapper with this on. You don't wear this often because if you do, Vatheon wouldn't be able to handle your swagger.
OTHER SHIT
CONCHPUTER
Look at this thing. It is shiny, high-tech, culturally sensitive AND it matches your eyes. It is the perfect accessory.
FROG
...Yeah.
You should really quit picking up random stuff off the street.
NEW FAVORITE GHOST SHIRT
You lost your old FAVORITE GHOST SHIRT during the whole SBURB business. This is certainly more than an acceptable replacement for it, as it is pretty adorable. You are sure your old shirt is all tattered and bloody anyway because your skewered corpse is still sporting it.
WINDSDAY CASUAL
Combined with a plain t-shirt, your god tier outfit makes a p r e t t y snazzy shirt -- casual, stylish and squiggly. So squiggly. Compared to your hood, it is a little more normal and a whole lot elvish, and that's awesome, because elvish is one of your many favorite adjectives.
HEIR OF FASHION
This is a lot closer to your god tier hood in terms of design. It is less elvish and generally cooler.
SPADES SHIRT
You think you owned a similar shirt in your youth. It is incredibly nostalgic. You found this at a random shop, and you couldn't not buy it.
SUPERMAN SHIRT
Superman is the coolest superhero. Out of the four of you, you are superman, Jade is wonderwoman and Dave is The Flash. Rose is Batman, or something.
This is currently damaged thanks to troll teeth. Fuck you, Karkat Vantas. Fuck you.
SHITTY SOUVENIR SHIRT
You do not think it is shitty at all. It is actually pretty funny. You love this shirt because it is so true, haha.
ARIES 4 LYFE SHIRT
You met Ms. Aries a few days ago, and she is so cool. You bought this shirt because ARIES PRIDE MOTHERFUCKERS.
THE WAR T-SHIRT OF ZILLYHOO
This is the most brilliant article of clothing you have ever made. You do not even think it should be allowed to be called "clothing" because that would imply it should be lumped with the other dirty rags you own. People give you "looks" when you don this in public. You assume they are simply jealous of your impeccable fashion sense.
2 COOL FOR SCHOOL SHIRT
This shirt reminds you of your friend Dave. For all the gay stuff he makes you go through, you really miss that guy.
WHITE ROSE SHIRT
Now, this shirt boggles you. You believe you bought it out of nostalgia, for you miss a certain someone.
The question here is: Who?
BUNNY SHIRT
Okay, you are living with your sister so you don't need anything to remind you of her. But her dog shirt is so cool, you want a cute animal shirt too! Bunnies are super adorable.
HEIRFARE
This is your new tuxedo. You look incredibly dapper with this on. You don't wear this often because if you do, Vatheon wouldn't be able to handle your swagger.
OTHER SHIT
CONCHPUTER
Look at this thing. It is shiny, high-tech, culturally sensitive AND it matches your eyes. It is the perfect accessory.
FROG
...Yeah.
You should really quit picking up random stuff off the street.