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breathingheir

two balloons - [audio]

Oct 11, 2011 02:22

[ In a deep, car salesman voice: ]

Hello, sir and/or madame.

My name is... not important, but I am here to ask you a question, one of grave importance:

Are you in the possession of a refrigerator/thermal hull?

If so, is it running?

i'm sorry, i'm so sorry, it's 2am what am i doing, help his eyebrows are on fire, this joke is a classic ok shut up, bad jokes part uno, i'm so so very sorry

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[text] hexywitch October 10 2011, 18:34:29 UTC

Did you really just post such a silly joke to the whole network?

[text] hexywitch October 17 2011, 14:56:07 UTC

That's barely a prank at all.

And I am British.

[text] breathingheir October 17 2011, 14:58:10 UTC

just you wait!
i am going to pull that on you when you least suspect it.

...oh.
uh.

[text] hexywitch October 17 2011, 15:00:48 UTC

I'll open all doors with magic from now on, then.

Yes?

[text] breathingheir October 17 2011, 15:04:02 UTC

ok.
that would be so silly though.
like, doesn't it sound like a good prank?
you will be afraid of doors like a crazy person!

british people are great!

[text] hexywitch October 17 2011, 15:08:08 UTC

Not afraid. Cautious. And it's easy to open a door. I wouldn't even need my wand. Your plans are thwarted.

Are you sure you don't mean "funny"?

[text] breathingheir October 17 2011, 15:11:05 UTC

ok, fine.
i will have to resort to plan b.
you will never know what hit you.

yeah, sure.

[text] hexywitch October 17 2011, 15:20:38 UTC

Oh dear, plan b. I'm scared.

By the way, a squib is someone born into a magical family who can't do magic.

[text] breathingheir October 17 2011, 15:24:21 UTC

you should be.

...uh, i don't think colonel sassacre is really magic.

[text] hexywitch October 17 2011, 15:43:37 UTC

That was sarcasm.

Exactly.

[text] breathingheir October 17 2011, 15:45:57 UTC

duh, i countered it with sincerity to make you look silly!

he is just a really talented funny guy and i want to write a book like him when i grow up!

[text] hexywitch October 17 2011, 15:48:36 UTC

I thought it just made you look dumb.

Good luck with that. Have you come up with your own pranks, then?

[text] breathingheir October 17 2011, 16:05:52 UTC

you clearly know nothing about comedy.

yes.
but they are a secret.

[text] hexywitch October 17 2011, 16:07:25 UTC

Clearly you don't. Something isn't funny if it's only funny to you.

I must admit, you've piqued my curiosity.

[text] breathingheir October 18 2011, 05:04:50 UTC

why should i tell you?
what if i have to use it for plan b?

[text] hexywitch October 18 2011, 05:19:21 UTC

I didn't say you had to tell me, I just said you'd made me curious.

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