tweeterific crackfic
breakthecitysky: now i want to write a rpf that consists of tweets between pine, quinto, urban and cho.
northatlantic: DO EET DO EET DO EET
capnfine: @qzinto oh my fucking god you did not.
qzinto: @capnfine YOU KNOW YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS.
capnfine: @qzinto bitch, you can't handle me.
urbanator: @capnfine @qzinto children, behave.
qzinto: egads, old man, I think we've been told to get off someone's lawn. @capnfine: settle down, beavis.
capnfine: @urbanator: YOU KNOW WHO THAT MAKES YOU BB.
urbanator: @capnfine @qzinto i would shake my stick at you but you'd both pass out
chomygod: @urbanator wait what did I miss? makes popcorn.
urbanator: @chomygod nothing the size queens are just blowing up each other's skirts
capnfine: @urbanator PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
qzinto: @urbanator THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
chomygod: @capnfine @qzinto wow, way to take the dialogue to another level.
urbanator: @qzinto who, your mummy?
capnfine: @qzinto @urbanator @chomygod FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT and then make out.
urbanator: @capnfine: PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
capnfine: @urbanator be careful what you ask for http://bit.ly/JLEewntp [FAKE LINK IS FAKE]
urbanator: ...
qzinto: @capnfine oh my god you did not just take a cell phone picture of your crotch.
urbanator: @qzinto no, that's mine.
chomygod @urbanator i thought that pkg looked more substantial than i remembered
capnfine: @chomygod omg stfu.
urbanator: @chomygod @capnfine sluts.
chomygod: @urbanator et tu brute?
qzinto: @urbanator THROWS SELF PITY PARTY WHY DO I NEVER GET INVITED TO THESE THINGS??
capnfine: @zquinto http://bit.ly/wPQZTRR feel better, honey? [FAKE LINK IS ALSO FAKE]
urbanator: @capnfine brb squinting at that thing
capnfine: @urbanator say hi to your mum while you're down there and tell her I'll call her. srsly.
chomygod: @capnfine @qzinto @urbanator yaaaaaaaaaawn are you fools done yet?
qzinto: @chomygod ys drinks 2nite y/mfy?
chomygod: @qzinto mfy. party in @urbanator 's pants after.
urbantor: @chomygod there is always a party in my pants
capnfine: @chomygod don't make me cut a bitch.
urbanator: @capnfine awwwww pumpkin you get first dibs
qzinto: @urbanator @capnfine @chomygod PET NAMES MAKE ME VOM.
urbanator: @qzinto schnookums don't h8
capnfine: @qzinto gagging for it buttercup?
chomygod: @qzinto sugarplum fairy you are welcome in my pants anytime
qzinto: @urbanator @capnfine @chomygod hates on you all and tells zoe you were the one who stole her pantyhose chrissy.
chomygod: @capnfine !!!!!!!
urbanator: @qzinto stfu he has the prettiest legs fishnets ftw
capnfine: @qzinto @urbanator @chomygod you can all go eat a bowl of dicks.
urbanator: @capnfine just one? but i'm HUNGRY.
capnfine: @qzinto @urbanator @chomygod srsly where are we going?
qzinto: @urbanator never knew you were into sloppy seconds bb. hawt.
urbanator: @qzinto DIAF, pookie.
capnfine: @qzinto @urbanator @chomygod COME ON GUYS FATTY WANTS A PIZZA. also some beer.
qzinto @capnfine @chomygod @urbanator skinny wants none of the above. intelligentsia in 30, make plans from there. kiss kiss.
capnfine: @qzinto it gets me so hot when you're decisive.
urbanator: @capnfine you driving or me?
chomygod: @urbanator @capnfine vomits. see you there.
capnfine: @ urbanator i'll drive you did last time :*
urbanator: @capnfine as long as that's not a euphemism for topping we're all good
capnfine: @ urbanator it's ok to be scared darling. i'll be gentle.
chomygod: brb jumping off a bridge.
qzinto: @ chomygod I hate them sometimes.
chomygod: @qzinto right? i would totes let you top.
THE END.