Comments | breakmychest: VI - video; The vampire your vampire could smell like.

breakmychest

VI - video; The vampire your vampire could smell like.

Oct 29, 2010 20:05

[Spike had not intended to dress up for Halloween. He snidely told anyone who asked that he'd be a vampire and that he didn't care at all about the holiday.

So much for that plan.

Spike stands in the bathroom clad in only a towel, smiling seductively.]

Hello, ladies.

Look at your man, now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me ( Read more... )

*franklin mott, *edward nygma, the big bad, real creatures of the night don't dress, *edward sexby, weird stuff happens, not ashamed to admit it, vampire smelling is creepy, *narvin, !tlv, *martha jones, *claire bennet, *severen van sickle, *neil howie, *molly carpenter, #video

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I COULDN'T RESIST. breakmychest October 30 2010, 00:27:01 UTC

Rappelling down mountains is one of the ways I keep these rippling abs so well-formed.

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I'M JUST TOO AMUSED. breakmychest October 30 2010, 01:50:41 UTC

Are you sure? It's quite impressive. You don't get to be as manly and well-built as I do without lots of exercise. And, of course, Old Spice. For that manly scent ladies can't resist.

vfranklinmott October 30 2010, 00:17:40 UTC

... [Smelling like dead people is SEXY :| ] People are replacing their faces these days. Why not a smell?

breakmychest October 30 2010, 00:31:03 UTC

A manly man smell like Old Spice can make all the difference in your life.

vfranklinmott October 30 2010, 00:33:21 UTC

Believe me. My clients would not care.

breakmychest October 30 2010, 00:41:58 UTC

Do your clients like lady-scented men?

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Video. thegooddrjones October 30 2010, 00:46:02 UTC

...did you forget to get dressed? I can only find grown up clothes here, so I need to wear my jim-jams!

[And seven-year-old Martha held up one pj footed foot!]

Video. breakmychest October 30 2010, 01:52:57 UTC

I am so manly that every shirt I put on automatically rips.

[beat.]

When you're older, you'll understand.

Video. thegooddrjones October 30 2010, 21:18:26 UTC

You know, grown ups always say that when they don't wanna explain. It's not fair.

timesbureaucrat October 30 2010, 01:09:25 UTC

O.O

[considers switching to Old Spice]

breakmychest October 30 2010, 01:53:28 UTC

[Flexes. Sexily.]

goodgrasshopper October 30 2010, 02:21:30 UTC

"Old spice" doesn't exactly sound like it would be an appreciated aroma.

breakmychest October 30 2010, 02:43:20 UTC

Look down. Look up. What's in my hand?

[Holds up a clam.]

It's two tickets to that thing you love.

goodgrasshopper October 30 2010, 02:54:18 UTC

[Glinda finds herself doing what he asked.]

Wizomania?

breakmychest October 30 2010, 03:00:12 UTC

[He smiles and nods.] Look down. Look up. The tickets are now diamonds.

[...except they're fake diamonds.]

Anything is possible when you use Old Spice.

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