Voicemail

[breakfastlover]

Yo, this is Mike, I'm busy, leave your message after the beep.

BEEP.

Comments

Crazy Phone Day(s)!

[not_trivial]

"It's Alec. I just wanted to... thank you for yesterday."

Long pause.

"And to-- delete this message. How do I--?"

Click.

Re: Crazy Phone Day(s)!

[breakfastlover]

[Went here!]

Crazy Phone Day(s)

[abakingmetaphor]

[[ From here! ]]

"You missed a fantastic opportunity for a nut pun and I'm disappointed in you for not taking it."

Re: Crazy Phone Day(s)

[breakfastlover]

[Went here!]

[allie_vamp]

From here]

"It's Allie. I think I'd remember using your shower as well. Unless it was one of those weekends. In which case we're never, ever going to talk about it."

[breakfastlover]

[Went here!]

Crazy Phones

[abitlowkey]

From here.

"I do not believe you know how foolish a statement that was. And if I find you insulting mine brother again, I will make your life an utter misery until all the peoples of this world remember of you is the eternal torment you were in. I will also post your personal information online."

Crazy Phones 2: The Crazying!

[doesdoctorstuff]

[From here]

"Wait, so does that mean I can see your kinky lingerie stuff? Cause you know I'd be all for that, right? I can just watch!"