He cooould do that. Or he could look up and see the cheerful vampire hanging upside down in his window. "Hey!" Navaan said, peering in like there was nothing weird about that at all. "You! I remember you! We banged! You were good!"
Give her a minute she would even remember his name! ...Probably.
"I was coming here because of the sign, but you're even better!"
Mike had a lot of questions. But initially, he was too busy being really fucking startled by someone hanging upside down outside his window to get out anything more coherent than a yelp.
"Vanorva," Navaan explained, taking him way too literally. "But it's a stupid fucking down filled with virgins that vanished after I had sex with a guy. That sucked, you know. There I was, yelling at him to stick it in and he was fading away and trying to tell me about some fucking curse that hated sex or something."
That was a remarkably detailed answer to the question you didn't actually ask!
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Give her a minute she would even remember his name! ...Probably.
"I was coming here because of the sign, but you're even better!"
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Nice one, Mike. Real smooth.
"What th-- where did you come from?"
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That was a remarkably detailed answer to the question you didn't actually ask!
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Yeah, just... what? He didn't really catch any of that.
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