gift for mutedmumbles Procrastinating Is...; Echizen Ryoma/Harry Potter; G
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Title: Procrastinating Is The Most Fun Ore-sama Can Do Without Doing What He's Supposed To
Author: bigi_my_yoina
Rating: G
Fandom: Prince of Tennis/Harry Potter
Pairing: Echizen Ryoma/Harry Potter
Warnings: TR for Terribly Rushed.
Notes: (OOC: Uhhhh, yeah. I've been super busy over the last couple of weeks, what with work and exam result parties... *hangs head* Also I'm just plain lazy.)
Harry Potter. The Boy Who Lived. The Chosen One. He was special in the wizarding world, he was practically worshipped at times for stopping the reign of terror brought about by You-Know-Who.
But these days, being 'the Boy Who Lived' didn't come in handy when there was a big bad serial killer (not to mention an ugly one at that - but then again when have there ever been attractive serial killers? Hmmm). Neither was having an army of adoring fans, or having eyes like his mother - no, that wouldn't get him anywhere. And he was kind of rubbish at magic, too. Really, he nailed it in book 5. It was all down to luck.
Anyway. One day, Harry decided to take a break from his hard life and took a quick trip via Floo Powder to Japan, where he came across a psychic. Having spent however many years he'd spent with Trelawney, he was well accustomed to phoney psychics. However, THIS particular psychic was so amazingly gifted and blessed that he knew Harry was behind him even before Harry said a word.
"Listen up, shorty. This rarepair fic's due in about two hours and Ore-sama's got other things to be doing, so let's just cut to the chase, shall we?" Atobe-sama said, his mystic shawls complimenting the silver of his hair wonderfully.
"Uh-" Harry began to protest - perhaps Atobe-sama was another phoney? - but then Atobe clicked his fingers and by magic (because Atobe was magic in this story - Ore-sama won't be outstaged by a spotty angsty prepubscent four eyes) a small, snarky bratty boy appeared from nowhere, drinking some Ponta. He looked slightly shocked to suddenly be somewhere else, but he was used to long distance teleportation so this shock didn't last long, especially when
he saw Atobe-sama.
The three of them had a very enjoyable afternoon together. Echize taught Harry and Atobe the Macarena and they had Pimm's, for Atobe was rather fond of that British drink and it probably made Harry feel right at home. Although when it came down to the sex, Atobe had to go elsewhere and have sex with Oshitari and Saito Takumi (at the same time) to satisfy the conditions of this rarepair request.
The moral of this story is, no matter how beautiful, brilliant or awe-inspiring you are, you shouldn't procrastinate and put things off. For example, in putting off this story, Ore-sama has found himself rushing to finish it at the last minute and therefore the quality is low. Echizen put off asking Atobe out like everyone knew he wanted to, and as a result Atobe ended up with Oshitari AND Saito Takumi, because he was that much of a stud.
And Harry put off defeating the evil Lord Voldemort, but ended up getting killed by him anyway, cause let's face it, it has to happen in book 7. J.K. Rowling has to kill off one of the Core Three and I vote Harry.
Title: Procrastinating Is The Most Fun Ore-sama Can Do Without Doing What He's Supposed To
Author: bigi_my_yoina
Rating: G
Fandom: Prince of Tennis/Harry Potter
Pairing: Echizen Ryoma/Harry Potter
Warnings: TR for Terribly Rushed.
Notes: (OOC: Uhhhh, yeah. I've been super busy over the last couple of weeks, what with work and exam result parties... *hangs head* Also I'm just plain lazy.)
Harry Potter. The Boy Who Lived. The Chosen One. He was special in the wizarding world, he was practically worshipped at times for stopping the reign of terror brought about by You-Know-Who.
But these days, being 'the Boy Who Lived' didn't come in handy when there was a big bad serial killer (not to mention an ugly one at that - but then again when have there ever been attractive serial killers? Hmmm). Neither was having an army of adoring fans, or having eyes like his mother - no, that wouldn't get him anywhere. And he was kind of rubbish at magic, too. Really, he nailed it in book 5. It was all down to luck.
Anyway. One day, Harry decided to take a break from his hard life and took a quick trip via Floo Powder to Japan, where he came across a psychic. Having spent however many years he'd spent with Trelawney, he was well accustomed to phoney psychics. However, THIS particular psychic was so amazingly gifted and blessed that he knew Harry was behind him even before Harry said a word.
"Listen up, shorty. This rarepair fic's due in about two hours and Ore-sama's got other things to be doing, so let's just cut to the chase, shall we?" Atobe-sama said, his mystic shawls complimenting the silver of his hair wonderfully.
"Uh-" Harry began to protest - perhaps Atobe-sama was another phoney? - but then Atobe clicked his fingers and by magic (because Atobe was magic in this story - Ore-sama won't be outstaged by a spotty angsty prepubscent four eyes) a small, snarky bratty boy appeared from nowhere, drinking some Ponta. He looked slightly shocked to suddenly be somewhere else, but he was used to long distance teleportation so this shock didn't last long, especially when
he saw Atobe-sama.
The three of them had a very enjoyable afternoon together. Echize taught Harry and Atobe the Macarena and they had Pimm's, for Atobe was rather fond of that British drink and it probably made Harry feel right at home. Although when it came down to the sex, Atobe had to go elsewhere and have sex with Oshitari and Saito Takumi (at the same time) to satisfy the conditions of this rarepair request.
The moral of this story is, no matter how beautiful, brilliant or awe-inspiring you are, you shouldn't procrastinate and put things off. For example, in putting off this story, Ore-sama has found himself rushing to finish it at the last minute and therefore the quality is low. Echizen put off asking Atobe out like everyone knew he wanted to, and as a result Atobe ended up with Oshitari AND Saito Takumi, because he was that much of a stud.
And Harry put off defeating the evil Lord Voldemort, but ended up getting killed by him anyway, cause let's face it, it has to happen in book 7. J.K. Rowling has to kill off one of the Core Three and I vote Harry.