Fuck Me Dead

[brawldownunder]

 Can't find Biff and just found out something terrifying.

At least I think it is.

I need a drink.

And Vash, mate, you still owe me a car. 

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[salylimon]

Biff? Is that the name of your pet-?

...And is everything okay, querido?

[brawldownunder]

Miss Emi! I hope you're doing well!

Yeah Biff's the little bastard's name...No worries, she's apples mate!

She'd be right mate...

M-Miss Emi...how well d'ya know John?

[Screened to Logan]

[salylimon]

I'm doing well, gracias~!

Ah, and are you sure? I could help look for her if you'd like?

And John? Uhm, well, we're close enough, I think. Or, well, that's what I like to think. Why? Did something happen...?

[Screened to Emi]

[brawldownunder]

Glad to hear that! I'll try givin' you a visit one of these days!

Her? No mate, Biff is a bloke! Just an Aussie expression!

So ya do know the bloody bastard! Well y-ya see...

Nothin' happened. Just a rello of his told me-

THAT HE'S A BLOODY TEAPOT. A KAYPOC CRUNCHER. AS BENT AS A NINE DOLLAR NOTE AND AS CAMP AS A ROW OF TENTS.

MISS EMI I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE IT!

[pride_of_kiwi]

....What? What's going on with you, y'drongo? What the hell's bad enough that it gives a fuckin' Mortlock the colly wobbles?

[brawldownunder]

N-nothing!

NOTHING.

RACK OFF.

[pride_of_kiwi]

Get off the grass! Did you just- OI! I'm askin' what's wrong like a reasonable, friendly bloke and y'give me a rark up? Where'd that dodgy behavior come from eh.

[brawldownunder]

I CAN'T TALK TO YOU OVER THIS BLOODY THING.

BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR FACE EITHER.

[ribbonlily]

Sorry about Vash, Logan... I'll be sure to get you a replacement for the old car.

[brawldownunder]

Miss Lenna! Ya don't have to worry about fixing Vash's mess!

After all he's a man, he's gotta face the consequences!