Comments | bratenfrau: I hear he's big in Japan.

bratenfrau

I hear he's big in Japan.

Jul 18, 2008 11:33

So I went to a minor league baseball game with my Partner in Crime last night. We were lured by the promise of dollar beer, dollar hot dogs, dollar seats, dollar popcorn, and a venue that sanctions things like raucous yelling and throwing crap instead of that being grounds to call security like all the other places in which I tend to belt out ( Read more... )

haha, o the irony, people are stupid, fffriday

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mananath July 18 2008, 16:05:25 UTC

wow, and I thought paying 8 dollars for a beer was criminal at Shea--ya know one of those major--stadiums! 12 dollars is just insane.

bratenfrau July 18 2008, 19:05:18 UTC

Well, the beer was $6 apiece, and I managed to hold down three Budweisers (my accomplice is far less tolerant of the Clydesdale piss, so one of those was his). Which is like the psychic beer equivalent of an entire Santa's sleigh worth of Vienna Sausages. Ick.

My tongue feels furry now.

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bratenfrau July 18 2008, 19:00:48 UTC

STARS AND BARS AND AN UTTER LACK OF SELF-AWARENESS FOREVER, BABY!

Yeah, you're thinking of the east siiiiide. We only get all the leathery half-naked midwestern front-butts here. The northeasterners flow down I-95 like it's a spigot for jackasses.