There was a Narwhal in my dream last night. It was pretty amazing. Check it out.

We caught a mouse in one of the humane traps that we bought. I baited it with organic peanut butter which just happens to separate quite easily. When I took the trap up to the corner of 18th and Shelby (a horrible place to release a mouse) the mouse fell out of the trap and stumbled around like a newborn baby. It was covered with oil and ( Read more... )

There's something crazy and fantastic in the air today. I woke up feeling more energized than usual even though I got pretty trashed last night. The water in the shower was the perfect temperature. I found a bunch of cds that I thought were long gone, and everyone I've seen or talked to on campus has been in a great mood. I'm pretty sure I ( Read more... )

I got a fortune cookie today that read:

"Pull the universe inside you.
Make it your own."

Right on fortune cookie man, right on.

My family is fucked. I come from murderers, thieves, moon-shiners, cheaters, addicts, pimps, and most likely whores. I'm sure there must have been a few whores in there. I have horrible things running through my blood and I'm trying my best to deny them. Sometimes I really wonder if there is any reason why I should continue being a relatively ( Read more... )

I have a problem with fully communicating my thoughts and feelings to people, and by "I" I (Andrew Brassell) mean the entire world. Sometimes it creates problems. I feel that everyone in the world has this mechanism of brain-to-mouth retardation that kicks on and off at random, but especially in stressful or complicated situations. It makes ( Read more... )

The ready section is officially done. The last show is september 8th. Easy breakup. No hassle. Awesome.

So I went driving around today because I wanted to get out of the house. After I went to by my staples for the morning I proceeded on my way to Shelby Park. I noticed that there was a nature area/preservation and decided to check it out. I got out of the car and looked at the visitors sign noticing that it suggests that you walk the trail with a ( Read more... )

sometimes shit hits the fan. even if it's not all that bad it's still incredibly stinky. what else can you expect from people than carbon monoxide, some pretty but false words, and waste (shit/piss)? not too much without getting dissapointed ( Read more... )

i participated in a most excellent singalong last night/this morning, and had some good old-fashioned fun on the west side. everything is going very well lately for myself and most everyone i know, except that the world seems to be ending, but im pretty sure everyone thinks that all the time so i suppose it's best to enjoy it while you can ( Read more... )