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so we are watching supersize me at jimmys cuz we are spending the night
and jimmy has never seen it before, and eric don't remember shit, and i didnt watch the end
and the man in the movie goes, who is this? and the kid goes
Bush??
and the man goes, no, but thats a good guess

he holds up the picture

it's jesus.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

You are the antidote that got me by
something strong like a drug that got me high
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sigh.
I dont want to go home.
I'm going to miss you ashley

I feel like crying
But crying "makes you weak"

Oh well
Im super weak

Happy F-ing Fourth.

<3

I walked into walmart the other day in a lion suit. that was fun.

also, ashley said really loud in front of all the mexicans, " Chupa me tortuga marina"
that means
suck my sea turtle.

I almost pissed my pants.

then we ran out becuase some mexicans took our their nines and tried to kill us.
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9 more hours...

I left my phone alone for an hour and a half while I was in a meeting and Missed 7 calls from 7 different people.

I feel so.. loved

#@*$@(#$&*(@%&@(#$*@)!!!!!111

One more day

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Becuase lot's of people read this, and becuase everyone is so interested in my life, I thought I should update

plus im bored.

Dave Matthews Band concert was last night. It was excellent. This is probably the one time a few people wish they were me. Haha- I think they sound so much better live than they do on Cd.  Im sad that it's already over :(  I ( Read more... )

ahhhhhh

one more week!!!

i can't wait to get out of this shit hole

<3