Birthday Planning.

[branwyn]

Hey, I just realized: it's exactly 1 month to my 34th birthday!

At this point, every year where I still get sex is something to celebrate, so: what should I do? How should I party?

(Interesting coincidence - this realization happened to hit me at 4:20. Odd. Or not?)

EDIT: Not entirely surprisingly, an orgy has been suggested. Perhaps a

Comments

[tiger_sammy]

Your old! :D

[branwyn]

It's "you're old", darling. Now run along and play like a good little tiger.

;)

B.

[branwyn]

Alternatively: "My old... what? Finish your sentence fragments!"

;)

Either way, I'll still rock your world like a teenager on viagra.

Go on. Try me. :)

B.

[tiger_sammy]

<3 you too! :D

[rebelsheart]

At this point, every year where I still get sex is something to celebrate, so: what should I do? How should I party?

based on that, orgy.

What?

[branwyn]

Tempting. However, it's so... gauche to try to arrange an orgy for yourself, don't you think?

(Not to mention that it's harder than it sounds!)

Other than that I'm not opposed. :)

B.

[rebelsheart]

Cabana boys?

[branwyn]

Duh. Orgy or not!

Speaking of which, I might be able to plan something like a Bacchanalian Orgy and get away with it. No?

;)

B.

[branwyn]

Copying from my reply to tango:

Tempting. However, it's so... gauche to try to arrange an orgy for yourself, don't you think?

(Not to mention that it's harder than it sounds!)

Other than that I'm not opposed. :)

B.

[branwyn]

However, maybe something like a Bacchanalian Orgy would fly?

B.

[runa216]

there's no way you're 33...you're OLDER than hawk?! bitchin! (you don't look it.)

[branwyn]

Aww. You get LOVE.

Thanks!

B.

[miami_pony]

First of all, here's a tissue that you can apply behind your ears... 34... {grumble, grin, grumble}

Second of all, I definitely am all for a Bacchanalian orgy (and am also all for splitting infinitives, evidently, urgh). I don't see why you can't plan all of the "good food" part - you have enough friends that would fill in the blanks (and whatever else needs filling in, of course). O-ho I am so clever, n'est pas?

[branwyn]

This post censored for being too clever for the writer's own good. Except that was such a lame sentence you attempted to infinitively split. HA!

Also, yes (you just called me at this point in my writing), a more rounded-out "good old-fashioned orgy" would allow for a less dedicated group of attendees... but also allow for good food and (especially) WINE to perhaps convince them to stay for the more colloquial part of the orgy. :)

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[purplezart]

*ahem*

"i am" is not infinitive.

=P

[branwyn]

*chuckles* Hence my jesting about his lame attempt "to infinitively split" a sentence. ;)

It's OK, he's just a pony. *pets*

B.