Reading Lips & Filthy Mouths: The Bandom Talks Dirty Meme

May 16, 2008 04:27

hey bandom!

can we talk about talking dirty in bed?
Good. Because I'm going to. in relation to fic of course.

So. I was just reading Treasure Island, by stephanometra    . It's about fisting. Not a kink of mine, per-say, BUT I'm totally an equal opportunity kink supporter. I'll read it all. It may not get my rocks off, but I'll read it and enjoy it as the ( ( Read more... )

the bandom talks dirty meme

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spleenjournal May 16 2008, 14:12:38 UTC
First of all (which totally came out "Fist of all" before I caught it)... HOLY MOTHER OF RYAN ROSS THAT IS NUCLEAR.

Also, I am going to WRITE you dirty talking. Because... my brain just seriously took a shit and died when I read that.

So! Once I've ingested large amounts of caffeine, I will be all up on that dirty talk meme.

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brandixcyanide May 16 2008, 19:03:35 UTC
*beams at you*

This is one of the reasons i loooooove yooou.

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Frank/Gerard (surprised? No, me either) spleenjournal May 21 2008, 16:12:39 UTC
Do not even ASK how I totally blitzed on this. BUT I DID AND I'M SORRY. /o\
______

Okay, so the point is that Gerard knew deep in his heart (or guts, or balls, or whatever) that Frank's got a bit of an exhibitionist streak in him. Hell, he all but throws himself at Gerard, and the things they do on stage (fuck all that stage-gay noise that they read about on the internet; it might look fake, and maybe that's the point, to hide against each other, somehow). And the way Frank talks, like it's nothing more than asking what the weather's like outside, or if Worm can hold the camera.

And doesn't that make Gerard think horrible, dirty thoughts? Except for the fact that it's Worm, and for him to tape/photograph/record/whatever just kind of. Eugh ( ... )

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Re: Frank/Gerard (surprised? No, me either) brandixcyanide May 21 2008, 23:23:04 UTC
Hi? Can we talk about how you are my favoritest and i want to keep you forever and ever? and make out with your brain. all the time. seriously. SERIOUSLY. I'm going to kidnap Kit, and we're going to come and get you and carry you away.

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girl!Gerard/Mikey chmclfairytales May 16 2008, 15:29:45 UTC
Ooh yeah. Let me take a shower first ( ... )

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Re: girl!Gerard/Mikey mwestbelle May 16 2008, 15:40:56 UTC
\o/

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Re: girl!Gerard/Mikey rawkenr0ll May 16 2008, 15:41:38 UTC
Awoogah.

...That is all.

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Re: girl!Gerard/Mikey brandixcyanide May 16 2008, 19:03:58 UTC
OH HOLY HELL. HOT!

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Gerard/Frank mwestbelle May 16 2008, 16:52:38 UTC
"I wanna fuck you." Frank's weight settles on the bed and Gerard opens one bleary, clouded eye.

"Huagh?" Frank makes a soft humming sound and reaches out to pet his hair--he can't quite get his fingers through since, in addition to the garden-variety Dirty Way, Gerard has been sick with DeathFlu for the past four days. Gerard closes his wary eye and lifts his head minutely, pushing closer to Frank's hand. "Hrmm."

"Really, though." Frank's voice is calm and metered, smooth with the rhythm of his hand on Gerard's (greasy as fucking hell, seriously) hair. "I can't stop fucking thinking about it. You spread all wide. I always forget how flexible you are when you want to be ( ... )

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Re: Gerard/Frank brandixcyanide May 16 2008, 19:04:33 UTC
\o/

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Re: Gerard/Frank mxtape May 16 2008, 20:02:28 UTC
OMFG. hnnnnnnn. sick!pr0n. :DD

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Re: Gerard/Frank mwestbelle May 17 2008, 16:46:32 UTC
Sick boys = sleepy boys and sleepy boys = hot :D

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Pete/Travis. Travis likes to videochat- it's canon. [1] rawkenr0ll May 16 2008, 17:00:21 UTC
tiredboy t: heyyyyyyyyyyy
peteypan: you again
tiredboy t: yeah me again
tiredboy t: where are you?
peteypan: home for once
peteypan: you
tiredboy t: can you chat?
peteypan: i am chatting
tiredboy t: video.
peteypan: oh
peteypan: yeah
peteypan: ;)
tiredboy t: oh yeah
peteypan: hold on
tiredboy t: me too
peteypan: okay
tiredboy t: wait
tiredboy t: okay ( ... )

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Pete/Travis. Travis likes to videochat- it's canon. [2] rawkenr0ll May 16 2008, 17:01:01 UTC
ete's hips jerk and now Travis can't tell how much is for show and how much is uncontrollable. He squeezes his dick and waits as Pete face suddenly takes up half the screen, leaning forward, and returning with a white bottle (of course Pete keeps lube at his work desk, because Pete is a totally normal guy). He squeezes some lube into his hand and then his fingers disappear behind his balls, head snapping back again with a muted moan. Travis exhales sharply and speeds up his hand ( ... )

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Re: Pete/Travis. Travis likes to videochat- it's canon. [3] rawkenr0ll May 16 2008, 17:01:12 UTC
"God, you're a whore, aren't you?" Travis chuckles, but Pete whimpers again, and he says, "Do it, yeah." Pete carefully works a third finger in and Travis bites his lip, murmuring "Just like that, yeah ( ... )

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Re: Pete/Travis. Travis likes to videochat- it's canon. [3] mwestbelle May 16 2008, 17:13:05 UTC
WAY TO MAKE YOURS ALL LONG AND STUFF AND MAKE THE REST OF US FEEL LIKE SLACKERS.

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lebizarre May 17 2008, 04:40:53 UTC
[this intro idea is for rawkenr0ll ( ... )

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brandixcyanide May 17 2008, 04:55:18 UTC
oh wow. Rawr.

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lebizarre May 17 2008, 05:06:58 UTC
squee! i haven't written anything quite like that before. =P not bandom anyways, not dirty talk... not explicit. *giggle* go me. i'm proud. so Thank You! =)

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slashxmistress May 17 2008, 20:53:56 UTC
\o/\o/\o/ Pete and Brendon!!! ILY

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