9th Branch: Tasty woodpecker is tasty

[branchofsin]

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[dreamsofnoah]

[branchofsin]

Oh fuck.

[He's running, running, running...while getting tripped up by cats, dogs, and a goddamned woodpecker.]

[dreamsofnoah]

[swooping down and landing ever so neatly in front of him, an innocent smile on her face]

Action;

[branchofsin]

[He's seen that innocent smile before. And it typically means nothing good for him. And he starts to back up ever so slowly.]

Fuck...uh...hey Road. I think I see a little old lady that needs help with her bags over there.

[And he turns around and breaks off into a full sprint.]

Action;

[dreamsofnoah]

[She doesn't answer and just grins that he seems to think he can get away from her. She easily hops onto the umbrella again and speeds up to hover next to him, keeping pace with him and quite clearly saying that however long he can keep up running, it won't be enough.]

Action;

[branchofsin]

[He looks over to see that Road is still with him and happy in the fact that she's keeping up with him. He scowls at the girl's slight advantage.]

That's just cheating!

Action;

[dreamsofnoah]

So~?

[She's not even bothering to stand up on the umbrella, instead just sitting on it as comfortable as if it were an armchair.]

Action;

[branchofsin]

It...it just is. Flying on a damn umbrella is definitely against the rules!

[Oh hey conveniently placed skateboard that's coated in bacon grease. Ganta's focus is so set on Road that he doesn't notice the coming obstruction and he steps on it only to slip a few feet into the air before coming back down hard.]

Action;

[dreamsofnoah]

[jumps down to crouch next to him and laugh.]

Action;

[branchofsin]

This isn't funny...

[He's too tired to move at the moment. Being chased by animals, Road, and tripping on the what had to be the only bacon grease coated skateboard in the City took alot out of him.]

Action;

[dreamsofnoah]

Yes it is~.

[She grins and leans down to lick once at his cheek.]

Ooh, you're right, you do taste like peanut butter ice cream.

Action;

[branchofsin]

[As he felt Road's tongue glide across his cheek, Ganta turns a bright red and he scoots back as far as possible while holding a hand up to the spot the girl licked him at.]

Did you really have to do that?!

Action;

[dreamsofnoah]

[She's sitting back laughing too hard at his reaction to answer him.]

Action;

[branchofsin]

[And he continues to glare and blush.]

Shut up!

Action;

[dreamsofnoah]

[Sorry, Ganta, she's still laughing.]

You're so silly. Be happy I didn't bite you.

[And there's a look in her eye that says she'd have done it, too.]

Action;

[branchofsin]

You wouldn't dare.

[Ganta is too stupid at the moment to realize the reality of Road having chased him down just to see if he tasted like ice cream.]