Nnnnggggkfffffffssssk

[brainofck]

For ms_3m who has sent my brain to a bad, bad place. Very bad. She requested

Jack and Daniel come across an alien version of a porn shop -- complete with toys, pictures, and other goodies. Needless to say, the boys get curious. And of course, they are in an established relationship.

Title: Nnnnggggkfffffffssssk
Author: muck-a-luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel

Comments

[cocoajava]

Nnnnggggkfffffffssssk is a totally appropriate story to post on a day when a certain journal system is being... well, bossy. :D

I wonder what these aliens would think of silly string? Or silly putty, for that matter?

[ms_3m]

*snorts* *and glomps you* :D

The only thing wrong with this ficlet, it's a ficlet -- meaning it was too damn short.

I'm so glad you took up the challenge of my prompt. I wanted to see where your brain went with this and you did not disappoint.

Loved the toys, loved the boys and I love your brain.

*mwah*
*tucks it lovingly away along with my nipple ring pornlet by janedavitt*

[ms_3m]

One teeny, tiny typo: Wathcing them knowingly, their guide...

[erin_anderson]

You may have sent her brain to a very bad place, but I am very happy tht she went to the very bad place. Thanks! *MWA*

[ms_3m]

Oh yes. *pets the shiny*

Think we can shove her back there for a little while longer? I think the boys need to play just a tad bit more.

And because my imagination went wild, I could just see one or both of them turning a nice shade of puce from playing with the alien toys. Ya know...temporary chemical reaction or something...allergy. Oooo. Jack turns colors cause Daniel's antihistamines keep him from reacting..... Hmmmm... I wonder how that could be explained to Janet. bwahhhhh ::EG::

*tries to turn my brain off now*

ps. Janet is still alive and Dr. Lame Lam never existed.

[brainofck]

Yes. But doesn't giving Jack a good rogering always give him that look? :D

[green_grrl]

Love. So. Much!

I just can't get the image of Jack doing the little grasshopper shimmy-gurgle out of my brain!

[brainofck]

As I was saying below, the image came to me as they were walking around the weird, hive ship, sex toy shop with the two giant spider-grasshoppers. And Jack just started wriggling. You know that thing Zats sent us. Remarkably like that...

I am can't go cold turkey, dammit. I am excepting responses to feed back from my online ban. :D

[green_grrl]

Aha ha ha ha! Pass the brain bleach. Hee!

Er, you're only allowed to check e-mail, then. ;-)

[zats_clear]

"This place is just a little too Pegasus Galaxy for my taste."

poor Jack! and his perfectly executed Thank you dance...*snort*

I see you were paying close attention at your recent excursion to a buzz toy party LOL

[brainofck]

his perfectly executed Thank you dance

This image came to me as they were walking around the weird, hive ship, sex toy shop with the two giant spider-grasshoppers. And Jack just started wriggling. Kind of like your elf, actually...

:)