Dirty Socks

[brainofck]

Title: Dirty Socks
Author: muck-a-luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Pre-slash, Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Why does Jack pack so many socks?
Content/warnings: None.
Word count: 1003
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-

Comments

[reeve_outtoplay]

Ahaha... This was a riot. Loved Teal'c and Sam in this. ;D

"He wondered if Jack had counted his sock balls when he packed."

I'd really like to know the answer to that too, and just how many pairs of socks did he pack??

[brainofck]

Thanks!

just how many pairs of socks did he pack??

More than enough for a horny 19-year-old undergrad, apparently... :D

[reeve_outtoplay]

You know, it boggles the mind even more when I have to multiply that number by 2. That's a hell of a lot of ... err... *makes same lewd gesture that Sam started* ... gah!

[cocoajava]

"I cannot believe you just stuffed a pair of the Colonel's sacred Thorlos into your underwear!"

SO MUCH LOVE. I can't believe you wrote it! Wait.... yes. Yes I can. :)

This was a fun surprise!

[brainofck]

Of course I wrote it! Who else would write porn for you where Daniel Jackson's, ahem, parts, got friendly with some Thorlos? Jack's Thorlos, no less?!

[green_grrl]

Hee! I am giggling aloud! Good thing there's only the cat to stare at me.

"I'm sure you'll be shocked to learn, General, that the Tokra intel was crap."
"So I gathered," Hammond replied grimly. "Is everyone alright?"

Perfect voices!

Teal'c eyed him appraisingly.
"That seems... improbable," Teal'c said speculatively.

Hee!

"I cannot believe you just stuffed a pair of the Colonel's sacred Thorlos into your underwear!" Sam howled in delight. "The holiest of holies!"
"And yet, it was DanielJackson's underwear. So perhaps he will not wash that pair again," Teal'c intoned solemly.

HOWL!!!

(And, for the record, my brain went the same place Sam's did. ;-)

[brainofck]

my brain went the same place Sam's did

I had never heard of or imagined such a think until I read The Ice Storm a couple of years ago. That book is the reason I'm all wound up about talking to AG33 about the birds and the bees. Nobody should feel they have to resort to the use of socks!!!

I'm glad you liked it!

[brainofck]

*snert*

[captainlogic]

This contains simply one of the best lines ever -"Major Carter, it was my understanding that in Earth culture women are considered to be a civilizing influence on men. But it seems that since you joined us the level of conversation in this locker room has become more and more crass."
Brilliant, but now I really really wanna know what he does with them and how much Teal'c knows about it.....

[brainofck]

:) I'm sure Teal'c knows nothing.

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it!