Saiunkoku: Bara-Hime and The Steamed Bun Spirit

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for julineci, who will very possibly kill me for this. hee. ^___^

p.s. best if you don't ask.

Comments

[aefallen]

The tale may taste of crack, but the ending, is MASTERFUL HORROR!!

It calls to mind a fairytale. I don't remember which one, nor even what the original story was like, but that part about getting rid of the bun-spirit, that reminded me of a fairytale or story.

'Oh My Love,' exclaimed the dough-man. 'I have been awoken by your sweet passion as your slender fingers knead my flesh. I have felt the heat of your love, intermingled in the steam of the bamboo steamer, and the softness of your fingers as you pull me out.

'I am here, the embodiment of all the steamed buns you so lovingly made, to be with you forever and ever!'
*DIES LAUGHING*

'Ah, you may have a point,' said the Steamed Bun Spirit. 'But do you have a steamer big enough for me? For I am of epic proportions...'
*supremely bad thoughts*

[brainbreaker]

*GRINS* you'd probably have a lot more bad thoughts if i'd kept the shouka!possessed!by!steamed!bun!spirit and bara-hime pron scene. there were soft heated flesh and what not. XDDDDDD

[aefallen]

Doubtless! ;) I would not have to even think bad thoughts, I would merely have to read about them! XDDDDDD

Bara-Hime was on a roll.
I just realised this was a PUN. xD

Great one! ;)

[julineci]

Oh. My. GOD. !!!

*ROLLS on THE FLOOR*

*ROLLS SOME MORE*

*DED*

*IS TOTALLY DED*

The scariest thing through?

IT IS ALL SO PLAUSIBLE AND I WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED IF IT REALLY DID HAPPEN THAT WAY IN CANON.

Shuurei, the Steamed Bun Spirit: The Ability to Shoot Steamed Dough Out of her Finger tips while making yummy steamed pork buns! *gets shot for lameness*

[brainbreaker]

SEE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU?????? *GRINS*

IT IS ALL SO PLAUSIBLE AND I WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED IF IT REALLY DID HAPPEN THAT WAY IN CANON.

but what does this really say about the canon????? ^3^

Shuurei, the Steamed Bun Spirit: Feeding the World, One Steamed Bun At A Time

[julineci]

*is ded* The canon is cracked and anything plausible can possibly work? XDDD

Just what does this say about me and the fandoms I frequent actually....? LOL What with people turning into penguins and steamed bun spirits....

[brainbreaker]

talking about random.... http://insaneneko.livejournal.com/284342.html

?????? ;___; so cute. so very very cute. is this the volume 9 thing or something totally different? HELP~~~

[bootoye]

Hahahaha this is great!!

I was a bit apprehensive at the name but...I am so glad I read this!! ^__^

Possessed by a steamed bun!! genius!!

[brainbreaker]

*grins* thank you, am glad you liked!! ^___^

[_ligaya_]

Got here through saiunkoku_fic.

OMFG you are made of win!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I'm never going to look at my favourite steamed meat buns (siopao in Hokkien) the same way ever again. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[brainbreaker]

sio pao for the win!!! XD soft, white fluffy.... mmmmmm. ^__________^

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[anonymous]

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