Drabble: Interrogation
Title: Interrogation
Author: dangerousdame
Pairing & Fandoms: Willow Rosenberg- Buffy the Vampire Slayer/The Spanish Inquisition- Monty Python
Rating: G or PG
Spoilers: Eh, not if you know the premise of the Inquisition sketch
Warnings: (Very) mild mention of torture
"You, Willow Rosenberg, are charged with the crime of witchcraft! Do you deny it?"
"Nope."
The men in red all looked at each other, and Willow tried not to giggle. Traveling back in time to the era of the Spanish Inquisition should have been frightening but it was hard to be scared of people so incompetent.
"Wait, let’s make a few things clear- you’re admitting this? Without the rack? Without the soft pillows? Without the comfy chair?"
Willow smiled sweetly. Surprise was a great weapon.
"I guess you weren’t expecting someone like me", she replied. "Don’t worry- no one does."
Author: dangerousdame
Pairing & Fandoms: Willow Rosenberg- Buffy the Vampire Slayer/The Spanish Inquisition- Monty Python
Rating: G or PG
Spoilers: Eh, not if you know the premise of the Inquisition sketch
Warnings: (Very) mild mention of torture
"You, Willow Rosenberg, are charged with the crime of witchcraft! Do you deny it?"
"Nope."
The men in red all looked at each other, and Willow tried not to giggle. Traveling back in time to the era of the Spanish Inquisition should have been frightening but it was hard to be scared of people so incompetent.
"Wait, let’s make a few things clear- you’re admitting this? Without the rack? Without the soft pillows? Without the comfy chair?"
Willow smiled sweetly. Surprise was a great weapon.
"I guess you weren’t expecting someone like me", she replied. "Don’t worry- no one does."