Comments | brad_chase: Not your basic instinct

brad_chase

Not your basic instinct

Apr 06, 2006 00:47

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alan_shore April 6 2006, 15:20:43 UTC

I really must commend you on possessing the foresight to pine for a meth addict with not only amazing eyes but a daughter as well. That way you're guaranteed at least an eighty percent chance she isn't a lesbian.

alan_shore April 6 2006, 17:57:39 UTC

Hence the other twenty percent.

ynez_castillo April 6 2006, 17:58:58 UTC

How did you figure out that percentage?

alan_shore April 6 2006, 18:05:13 UTC

Extensive studies of lesbians and their behavior via the observational method.

ynez_castillo April 6 2006, 18:05:53 UTC

Oh. I thought you might actually have science on your side.

alan_shore April 6 2006, 18:07:37 UTC

Even science can't help Brad's dating prospects.

ynez_castillo April 6 2006, 18:11:35 UTC

Hush now. You're the one who's always complaining about not being able to get a date.

alan_shore April 6 2006, 18:15:04 UTC

*raises an eyebrow* Always?

ynez_castillo April 6 2006, 18:16:27 UTC

Frequently. You mention it sometimes.

alan_shore April 6 2006, 18:18:29 UTC

I'd like to see your statistics. Although they wouldn't be my first choice.

ynez_castillo April 6 2006, 18:22:04 UTC

Statistics? Me? I don't do numbers.

Tell you what, every time I see you bring it up now, I'll say something to you about it.

How's that?

alan_shore April 6 2006, 18:23:59 UTC

I suppose it's the least you can do to make up for mentioning it of your own accord.

ynez_castillo April 6 2006, 18:25:13 UTC

Was I not supposed to? I'm sorry.

alan_shore April 6 2006, 18:32:31 UTC

*shakes his head* Not at all.

brad_chase April 6 2006, 17:34:11 UTC

You're - No. Wait. Goad me all you want. I'm not putting my foot in that trap.

alan_shore April 6 2006, 18:12:55 UTC

Where's my flinch?

I assumed goading fell under the penumbra of mockery, but I'm nonetheless delighted at the invitation.

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