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[boywholives]

We were invited to a late lunch today with Shane and Amelia, but decided to stay in instead. Emmy has been a right terror the past couple of days, and I for one did not want to reward her with an afternoon coddling her favourite plaything. Honestly, I'm about at my wit's end with her...she's deliberately been contrary, and when I told her that I

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[dracolicious]

STOP LAUGHING AT ONCE! I THOUGHT WE'D AGREED TO GET RID OF THESE IDIOT FEMALE PUBLICATIONS THEY KEEP SENDING!

[boywholives]

Well, stop slipping on them and you won't have to worry about them anymore.

C'mon...up...

[dracolicious]

I've broken something, I'm sure of it.

[boywholives]

Are you going to sit on the floor all night? I said take my hand...

[dracolicious]

Moving me could lead to paralysis. I'm slightly more useful to you in a non-vegetative state.

[boywholives]

Exaggerate much? Up, before I have to pick you up like the child you are.

[dracolicious]

I doubt you could.

[boywholives]

I do have a wand, you know.

[dracolicious]

I've got two.

[boywholives]

...that you do, lover.

[dracolicious]

And both are substantially larger than yours, so don't you tell me th4oui3w4erhnfihp

Oh. Well how do you do, Potter Junior?

[boywholives]

Who are you calling junior?

[dracolicious]

Not all of us can be lucky enough to own a Manly Warrior™.

[boywholives]

I seem to recall junior making you beg for more not so long ago.

[dracolicious]

Don't make me attack your prostate again, big boy.

[boywholives]

It's my turn.