Grand Theft Jacob

[boyedible]

A strange and surreal Sunday during which events converged to bring me success and free swag...

Inaugurated the Powell's Bowling Team that night. Bowled decently, not that great. As I get drunker my score goes up, then dips dramatically. Jimmy ripped the crotch out of his pants on the fifth frame. He bowls with his entire body, I've never seen

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nice

[djhoneypants]

this is hilarious.