Merry Christmas Ayame

[neutralitysmash]

Nobody knows what kind of suspicious or dangerous people might be lurking in this box. It's an extremely dangerous situation, so I think it'd be best if we established some ground rules:

• Carry a gun on your person at all times.
• If a stranger attempts to talk to you or give you anything, walk away and contact the nearest adult.
• Be keenly aware of the

Comments

[a_hero_must]

Can we substitue our own weapons of choice for "gun?" My gun aptitude is pretty low.

[neutralitysmash]

I suppose land mines would also be acceptable.

[a_hero_must]

L-landmines? I was talking about a sword!

[neutralitysmash]

Nobody uses swords in this day and age. That's ridiculous.

[reluctantnanny]

...Are you sure you don't want a sausage?

*he was passing them out to his neighbors because he made a lot...!*

[neutralitysmash]

Germany, take one step closer and you'll be invading Swiss territory.

[reluctantnanny]

But the war's long over, and...asking people to travel all the way around your borders is annoyingly inconvenient.

[neutralitysmash]

How do I know you won't start another war if I let you in? You have a history, you know, and I insist on remaining neutral.