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sweet_head_coa in bowie_daily

I'm Afraid Of Americans

Jun 13, 2008 03:00

"At the Essex House on Central Park South, a vice president at Brown Harris Stevens, has a $5.485 million listing for a two-bedroom apartment with views of Central Park rolling out like a lush green carpet as far as the eye can see. The current owner bought the apartment from David Bowie and his wife, Iman, two years ago... when people come to see ( Read more... )

the entry foyer, special phones, the area, oh noes, hidey places, panic!

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Oh Halp! Intruderz. I is hiding nao. mazfusion June 13 2008, 07:53:15 UTC

Source
http://www.deccanherald.com/Content/Jun82008/finearts2008060772245.asp

Area: Oh Halp! Intruderz. I is hiding nao.

Entry Foyer: I is essentially just a vanity filled with mirrors and a small gold sink, the Area is off me, I can has intruderz nao? KTHXBAI

Re: Oh Halp! Intruderz. I is hiding nao. xavienne June 13 2008, 09:17:08 UTC

ROFLMAO!

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mazfusion June 13 2008, 08:32:14 UTC

I dunno if I'd want a bodyguard that could be distracted so easily by Mirrors and Gohhhhhhld!

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mazfusion June 13 2008, 08:52:00 UTC

PLus she could leave false fingernails stuck in you all over the place.

Oh Man, THAT is aa fight I would like to see. It would be hard to call. Iman is younger and fitter with the Leo african lioness attitude, but mAngie... is mAngie, old skool tit's out rock n roll and with much less to lose.

We all all have our faves, I actually prefer Iman to Angie but... being objective I cannot honestly call the result of that battle, if they we're both told they were fighting to keep the D-Dawg and he would love the winner. Cuz u can tell mAngie never got over the old english breakfast sausage toting girly man

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dmacabre June 13 2008, 08:12:57 UTC

I know this is beyond lame, but I saw this in another article and saved the pictures. This is the entrance foyer:

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thebarkside June 13 2008, 08:22:52 UTC

OH MY. That's a lot of gold right there.

sweet_head_coa June 13 2008, 08:30:28 UTC

ROFL, Oh man, that is actually pretty F&*kin awesome that you had this!

Well Done!

Dang, she basically had an entire private room dedicated to just looking at herself, why does that not surprise me.

dmacabre June 13 2008, 08:49:24 UTC

Oh, there were more of them, too. I spent way too much time looking at the bedroom:

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trickseybird June 13 2008, 12:35:19 UTC

lolol Panic in Dave's place is my new favourite

I bet he loves his special phone. He wouldn't let it get run over. ;__;

areafan June 14 2008, 00:01:48 UTC

LMAO! I KNEW I had read somewhere at some point that they had/have a panic room. :O