♣ 005

[bouncerlucky]

Mom's birthday's coming up. (As is mine. But that will take a bit longer.) I wonder what I should buy her... I don't think porno stuff is her thing, even though I get a discount on the local porn shop - because the owner is a buddy of mine

Comments

[1000_pictures]

Very interesting choice of present for your mother. I'm sure she'd have hours of enjoyment with it. What colour would you buy?

[bouncerlucky]

Look, it's the stalker pretty boy~ Oh, I don't know. Lemon yellow, I guess. ^_~

[heathenlikeyou]

Hey, it was my birthday. You should hook me up with some of that discounter porn. You know, since it was my birthday.

[bouncerlucky]

No way, kid. You're not 20.

[heathenlikeyou]

I am too! I'm actually 23! I just... failed school a lot!

[bouncerlucky]

Uh-huh.

[so_not_oishii]

Um...an apartment and a dildo are both well...extremes.

Perhaps try a salon ticket, or pitch in with your sister for a massage chair.

[bouncerlucky]

Hey, that's not all that bad, actually. O_O GOOD IDEA, Mr. Bathingcap head! ^_^

[so_not_oishii]

No trouble.

That's my hair...

(ooc: deleted strikes)

[bouncerlucky]

Cool!

[ooc: oh, Oishi! XD;; You have to forgive Sengoku. He's an idiot. >_>]

[ohabu]

... You would seriously get your mom a dildo?

[bouncerlucky]

Why not?

[ohabu]

For starters, mine would probably die of a heart attack. Right after she killed me.

Why not just take her out for a day?

[bouncerlucky]

To boring. And I sleep during the day. Besides. Mom's a lonely woman. ♥