[English/anglais] Baguette

[bottleinmyboot]

Title : Baguette
Auteur : maikichelorrain 
Character(s) and/orPairing(s) : France, England
Rating : PG-13
Avertissement : sexual innuendos
Summary: Arthur shouldn't be allowed to use his phone when he's drunk in a pub. Based on the stuff I wrote for starshards Beta by strawberryburst

Comments

[starshards]

HAHAHAH.

Oh God, I love you.
And I love that I own the original copy of this, and will sell it for millions of pounds when it becomes an international best seller (because I don't want it! Why would I want anything from you, you, you... French person! I- I don't read it, and smile, and laugh at it when I flick through my book. N- not at all! LA FERME!)

Everything about this story was perfect. The end.

I... I also still have that baguette that you bought me. It's kind of... on my shelf. It's hard as a rock, but until it starts to become a health hazard, it's staying there, proudly displayed next to my gay doujinshi, and my gay history books.

♥ ♥ ♥

ohh, I love you too!

[bottleinmyboot]

As long as you give me the royalties, you can do whatever you want with this story (and it doesn't matter I enjoyed writting it for YOU and am utterly happy it pleased YOU, damn ... English woman. Mfff... quand j'aurai une ferme, tu seras mon premier petit cochon ;p)

Hahaha yeah, England couldn't be affected by Francis'rejection, not at all!

Well, if it still looks ok, I guess you can keep it (its location is PERFECT)

Allez! Ola! Olé!

[starshards]

Awwwwww, okay. I suppose that that's fair.
(not affected. Not affected. Not aff-- /swoon.)

HAHAHAHA. OF COURSE NOT. HE WASN'T BOTHERED AT ALL. HE DIDN'T STARE SOMBERLY INTO HIS BEER AND WONDER WHY FRANCE DOESN'T WANT HIM ANY MORE. HE DIDN'T CHECK HIS PHONE ALL NIGHT JUST TO SEE IF FRANCE HAD CHANGED HIS MIND. HAHAHAHA. OF COURSE NOT. HOW COULD YOU MAKE SUCH A SILLY SUGGESTION?

I thought so myself. It's quite literally touching that FrUK doujin I bought at Expo (the one with NO EYES) entirely because of your fic. And then I sit there and look at it and go 'hohoho~ France's baguette is touching the FrUK.'

Because I am special.
=')

♥

Go go go

[bottleinmyboot]

Do I need to reanimate you?

I DON'T KNOW. ADMIT YOU WERE WAITING FOR THIS COMMENT ALL NIGHT LONG.
Somehow, after that, I can see England going to Dover and trying to cross the Channel with a little boat (cause he's a pirate) to invade France in retaliation. Then France will have a nice call the morning after from a French policestation asking him to get this nice Englishman back XD.
Then England would have some loving.

Hohoho. France's baguette is blessing the Fruk O3O

Sure you are! *hugs*

[lily_winterwood]

Oh, I love this! And la ferme technically translates to 'shut it', but it works /shotforbeingafrenchnerd

[bottleinmyboot]

All my English teachers and dictionnaries say to translate this expression by 'shut up' - and I guess 'shut it' would be better for 'ferme la'
/is French.

Thank you!

[unestel]

Haha, this is amazing.

“I can’t. There’s no train for London until tomorrow morning, and then… my railway is on strike.”

How about a flight, France XD?

[bottleinmyboot]

How about a flight, France XD?
Well, you know, I've never heard about the Eurostar being on strike... ;p

Thank you!

[tuulensisko]

Hehe. England likes the Gallic cock. */immature*

I was so sure this was going to be another one of those "lol you thought it was something dirty but it wasn't" fics. Glad it wasn't. I'm so tired of those. x) I love how France is the one who doesn't get the dirty meaning, though. Admit it, England, you ARE the greater pervert.

Also lol for random EnglandxEngland's phone. And is that some RL FrUK I see in the comments...? :3

[bottleinmyboot]

Of course he does. So fierce and full of life */joins*

I'm glad it pleased you
France loves his food too much to get it dirtied by England's innuendos. And it's nice to have him a bit 'less perverted' from time to time HE IS

Yes it is. Starshards likes to pretend she doesn't like me because I'm French /flees.

[tuulensisko]

I kind of thought so. xD "Talking dirty about baguettes? Now that's just wrong!" And indeed it is. Plus I can totally see him as the one who... well, how to say it, doesn't have to resort to euphemisms. He'd rather use them just to be poetic. It's really the repressed ones who see everything sexualized... There's a reason why Freud was Austrian... I mean, seriously, table legs, Arthur?

Awwww~ oh the English. ♥

[harosketch]

HAHAHAHAHAHA
that was so funny xD

I want your baguette!! Oh, England.

[bottleinmyboot]

Thank you

(You'll be able to eat some baguette soon if you want ;p)

[harosketch]

Haha so true! I'm looking forward to it!