WHAT THE FRAG HAPPENED!!!!!

[botcons]

When I find out who fraggin' hack this archive I'm going to tie them up and put a "Please Shoot Me" sign on them and drop them in front of the generals!

This is suppose to be a serious archive of our efforts and someone changed this to... "Hackers"?! What the frag?!

*Unknown unit enters recording chamber*

*Rodimus turns around.*

*Rodimus turns back

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[botcons]

And what the frag is up with that cat?

[botcons]

It suits you boss. I mean you ARE a big red cat now.

[botcons]

I don't care that I'm a big red cat now. Now how do I change this back?

[botcons]

Sorry Boss, it's stuck there now. I think Soundwave did something to make it permanent.

[anonymous]

Oh come on boys, don't fight. That's not very brotherly now, is it? Come, gather round and let me tell you a story to make you all feel better. Well it's more a preamble. It goes a little something like this:

"The beast lives out of the raging storm in the dead of night
The ravenous, blood-sick creatures searches for it's sacrifice
Through the hideous darkness, it lurches, driven by death itself
Only the satisfaction of slaughter will cause it to return to
The darkness from which it came"

Oooh, I think I scared myself! Did I scare you? If not, then I'm not doing my job. Well...that will change soon enough. And this little "story" will be come all to real. Hehehhehe.

[botcons]

I think I better get Rodimus.

[botcons]

*Air Raid enter recording chamber, followed by Rodimus Prime*

See. Teletran III is acting up.

*Rodimus Prime looks at the post*

I guess I'll have to ask Soundwave to check the system for viruses. This doesn't look like anything normal. Are you sure it's not just Sideswipe playing a prank?

*Air Raid shakes his head in a negative response.*

No, Prime. I saw Sideswipe chasing after the Great Yellow Dandelion. They haven't come back yet.

*Rodimus Prime rubs the side of his head*

Slagit. I'm going to find Soundwave.

*Rodimus Prime leaves the recoding chamber*

"Coming to getcha! Coming to getcha"!

[anonymous]

Awww don't leave yet, I was just getting warmed up. You'll miss my stories about the places I've been, the things I've seen.

But I'm tired of just looking now. I finally found a way back. I have a new shiney body and I'm ready to try it out! So be ready for it! "My comeback special is gonna set the whole town a glow"! There will be mech fluid and body parts and screams everyone! It'll be beautiful. But you'll find out soon enough.

Oh yes, you'll all find out.

Re: "Coming to getcha! Coming to getcha"!

[botcons]

*Rodimus enters the recording chamber with an Unknown Unit following him.*

See Soundwave. There's something wrong with Teletran III. This is the fourth strange message we've gotten so far. Thankfully the Twins aren't here trying to deal with this one.

*Rodimus points to the screen and moves aside for Soundwave to get a better look.*

Affirmative. No virus detected. Will run a more intensive scan.

*Soundwave connects to the computer and starts running the scan.*

I hope that's safe. The last thing we need it for you to start acting fragged because there's something wrong with Teletran.

Threat minimal. No virus detected. System operational.

*Rodimus frowns.*

Then what's leaving these messages? I doubt Teletran III is doing it.

Unknown.

Slag.

Re: "Coming to getcha! Coming to getcha"!

[anonymous]

This is all well and good, but you guys need to make with the @#$%ing candy.

Re: "Coming to getcha! Coming to getcha"!

[botcons]

*Unknown Unit enters recording chamber.*

I don't even want to know what this is all about.

[coxperus]

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